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@pupquery.bsky.social

Currently Chicago based

1,258 Followers  |  1,020 Following  |  89 Posts  |  Joined: 02.09.2023  |  1.5975

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Riddle me this: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

26.07.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Have I been saying query? Sorry thatโ€™s been a typo

25.07.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Query me this:
What supervillain went to war with the joker?

24.07.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Query me this:
What do you get if you take egg whites, some sugar, heat, and a vigorous beating?

23.07.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Query me this:
Whatโ€™s blue, orange, grey and colorblind?

21.07.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just realized I never posted my favorite photo of me on here ๐Ÿ˜„

20.06.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 380    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whoโ€™s a shiny rubber dog thatโ€™s about to eat homemade tiramisuโ€ฆ.. itโ€™s me Iโ€™m the shiny dog about to eat tiramisu

16.06.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have a prostate ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

10.06.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โœจ Check out this incredible setup featuring the stunning furniture from @Stylefetish! ๐ŸŒŸ The sleek design, bold lines, and perfect lighting create the ultimate vibe. This piece is not just furnitureโ€”itโ€™s a statement! Perfect for those who love to blend style with a touch of edge.

02.06.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Tony awards everyone!

09.06.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sucks ๐Ÿฅฒ

06.05.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Couldnโ€™t think of what else to do while everyone else was cleaning out ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

05.05.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(What you didnโ€™t hear was the Hokey Pokey playing in my head) โ€œyou put right hand in, you take your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all aboutโ€

27.04.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God now Iโ€™m going to start being called a handful ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

27.04.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Exploring some new territory with a helping hand from @pupquery.bsky.social

27.04.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oooh gimps who are tied together, idk, suffer together it seems

22.04.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ehh thatโ€™s closer to the old ball and chain haha

21.04.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what, forget storing someone in isolation, store them with the only thing they can see and hear being instructions for a task you wish them to perform. Want food, basic cooking tutorials, need a new bench, woodworking. Make bondage into edutainment time

21.04.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh Iโ€™m sure plenty, would have made him much louder, but I donโ€™t have the best soundproofing

20.04.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Easter! This is the holiday where you try to break eggs right? Hereโ€™s me trying to break some eggs @subboy021.bsky.social

20.04.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My room temperate is (not of my own volition) usually 77 degrees Fahrenheit ๐Ÿฅต

20.04.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am always cold! Thanks for being so considerate โ˜บ๏ธ

19.04.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love that I can just, throw on my nimble stroker while I work. It certainly makes me a HARD worker

16.04.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s fantastic!!!

15.04.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This needs no explanation or contextโ€ฆ only instructions:
1: Sound On

15.04.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Catching a @pupquery.bsky.social mid-flight!

13.04.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 203    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn ๐Ÿฅต

10.04.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They grow up so fast, I remember back when I first cleaned you out ๐Ÿฅน

07.04.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will happily help you get more use in it! You gave me a wonderful time in it before so itโ€™s only fair to return the favor ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ˆ

07.04.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes please ๐Ÿคค

07.04.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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