Riddle me this: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
26.07.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0@pupquery.bsky.social
Currently Chicago based
Riddle me this: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
26.07.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Have I been saying query? Sorry thatโs been a typo
25.07.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Query me this:
What supervillain went to war with the joker?
Query me this:
What do you get if you take egg whites, some sugar, heat, and a vigorous beating?
Query me this:
Whatโs blue, orange, grey and colorblind?
I just realized I never posted my favorite photo of me on here ๐
20.06.2025 02:31 โ ๐ 380 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Whoโs a shiny rubber dog thatโs about to eat homemade tiramisuโฆ.. itโs me Iโm the shiny dog about to eat tiramisu
16.06.2025 03:25 โ ๐ 111 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0You have a prostate ๐
10.06.2025 21:40 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โจ Check out this incredible setup featuring the stunning furniture from @Stylefetish! ๐ The sleek design, bold lines, and perfect lighting create the ultimate vibe. This piece is not just furnitureโitโs a statement! Perfect for those who love to blend style with a touch of edge.
02.06.2025 11:21 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy Tony awards everyone!
09.06.2025 00:45 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That sucks ๐ฅฒ
06.05.2025 01:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Couldnโt think of what else to do while everyone else was cleaning out ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
05.05.2025 01:53 โ ๐ 72 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0(What you didnโt hear was the Hokey Pokey playing in my head) โyou put right hand in, you take your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all aboutโ
27.04.2025 03:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0God now Iโm going to start being called a handful ๐ฎโ๐จ
27.04.2025 02:46 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Exploring some new territory with a helping hand from @pupquery.bsky.social
27.04.2025 02:44 โ ๐ 93 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Oooh gimps who are tied together, idk, suffer together it seems
22.04.2025 03:40 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ehh thatโs closer to the old ball and chain haha
21.04.2025 01:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You know what, forget storing someone in isolation, store them with the only thing they can see and hear being instructions for a task you wish them to perform. Want food, basic cooking tutorials, need a new bench, woodworking. Make bondage into edutainment time
21.04.2025 00:21 โ ๐ 47 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Oh Iโm sure plenty, would have made him much louder, but I donโt have the best soundproofing
20.04.2025 23:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy Easter! This is the holiday where you try to break eggs right? Hereโs me trying to break some eggs @subboy021.bsky.social
20.04.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 97 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0My room temperate is (not of my own volition) usually 77 degrees Fahrenheit ๐ฅต
20.04.2025 03:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am always cold! Thanks for being so considerate โบ๏ธ
19.04.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I love that I can just, throw on my nimble stroker while I work. It certainly makes me a HARD worker
16.04.2025 01:42 โ ๐ 72 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Itโs fantastic!!!
15.04.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This needs no explanation or contextโฆ only instructions:
1: Sound On
Catching a @pupquery.bsky.social mid-flight!
13.04.2025 22:45 โ ๐ 203 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Damn ๐ฅต
10.04.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They grow up so fast, I remember back when I first cleaned you out ๐ฅน
07.04.2025 02:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I will happily help you get more use in it! You gave me a wonderful time in it before so itโs only fair to return the favor ๐๐
07.04.2025 02:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes please ๐คค
07.04.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0