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@aptaube.bsky.social

The Forrest Gump of NYC left politics. Probably posting about sports (Mets, Liberty, Tottenham), pro wrestling, or rep cinema

76 Followers  |  41 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 29.07.2023  |  1.6221

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90% dudes in the theater rn

10.08.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The men’s bathroom line after this screening of Nashville is going to be insane

10.08.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Lanza OBLITERATES Pablo Picasso

08.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagining Dana White yelling the β€œDo you want to be a fucking fighter!?” speech at me as I think about how I’m going to hit my Q3 OKRs.

07.08.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New York’s hottest, most exclusive club is the McCarren Park tennis courts

07.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

04.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm dying! Does Alex do stuff in person or is it all virtual? Been trying to get someone to review my bench press form with me when I lift.

04.08.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the guy in charge of sending 30 emails a month asking you to wish various Democrat electeds and media personalities a happy birthday

04.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pain and A Praise Chorus…both certified bops!

03.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really hope this means there’s a sopranos digression on the voices of wrestling hulk hogan ep

25.07.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you’re so busy crowing about your political motivations that you forget to pretend you did it for the Jews.

24.07.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4659    πŸ” 1107    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 35

Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.

24.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2982    πŸ” 952    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 35

Now that Hulk Hogan’s dead Gawker should be allowed to come back

24.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hulk hogan died doing what he loved: having extramarital sex, racistly

24.07.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

@karaonza.bsky.social This was such a great moment...that period of AEW was so special

23.07.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen 25th Hour? It’s so sick

22.07.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like we’re due for a discourse about how it’s ableist to be against ChatGPT or w/e

21.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once I get a headboard it is well and truly over for you hos

21.07.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lines to get into Citi Field when people get here early for the bobble heads are psychotic

20.07.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe they had her win…I am so sick of this lmao

20.07.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Toni, w/e

20.07.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Catching up on All In and I find everything about the Timeless Tony gimmick grating and repulsive

20.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything in the entire world better than a mandarin ice from The Lemon Ice King of Corona on a warm summer evening???

20.07.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the Baseball is Cinema event last night at the Museum of the Moving Image, and I really can't stress enough what a poverty franchise the Yankees are in comparison to the cool and hot Mets

18.07.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HBO’s Girls and the early Twitter interface…some really Obama era nostalgia catnip

16.07.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Retvrn

15.07.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to read it next, too

14.07.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@karaonza.bsky.social should I watch dynamite from earlier tn if I haven’t been spoiled on anything?

10.07.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Lanza EVISCERATES β€œthe idea of being a good dancer”

10.07.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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