Friendly Neighbourhood Jamie

Help me get Edith out of London for her birthday please 🙏

You have a good brain

Classic internet thinking

Mention one thing = WHAT ABOUT COMPLETELY OTHER THING?!?

Morning

Hey glorb is THAT true

umm I umm I uh I umm I uh I umm

is that the result of a bait and switch

Looks VERY spankable

A picture of me bent over with my hands cuffed to my ankles. There is slap marks on my cheeks. Built to be bred, if you think you can satisfy Mommy, DM me 😘

Wagon Wednesday apparently 😘

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Annoying AI bros by saying "Hey glorb is that true" any time they say anything

a great unclean one from warhammer but modded to just look like a big naked fat human with a creepy mouth, instead of a pus and horns and gunk covered green demon. The result is very uncomfortable looking.

mods are alseep post The Great Clean One

*sigh*

Would.

fun fact, it's pronounced "Skeee-an doo"

Don't worry about it dude, Gaelic is ODD.

Don't even try to pronounce Sgian-dubh

If you ever google maps wander past my house, pretend I'm google maps waving at you

*Clone of Louisa May Alcott working in a sci-fi lab*

"I was limited by the technology of my time, make the women LITTLER!"

*Me getting confused by a map I can't understand whilst exploring Austria then noticing a familiar name on a sign*

"This means nothing to me, ah, Vienna!"

*Starting my new job in the incest factory*

Boss: "You know, we like to think of our employees as like family"

Maybe the TRUE robots were the Beeps we Booped along the way

*phew*

Thanks for that

That's fair

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Evil kink you say? 👀

Yeah I took your meds

cowards

Maybe the TRUE robots were the Beeps we Booped along the way

"Miss, please, this is a model airplane festival"

Hello I am a real lawyer and according to ferret law that is now their property and if you take it back it is WAR CRIMES.

I bet you didn't even vote in the last US presidential Election!!!