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Friendly Neighbourhood Jamie

@mcsplosion.bsky.social

Not a serious person, will say "Holy Shit" a lot, 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Trying on She/her for size. 40. Will block minors πŸ”ž Discord: "theyoungscot"

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I meant the random guy could have been me! Not specifically THAT guy.

Also in my defence I typed this up in the deleted version of that post that didn't have the picture

13.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, if you spell it completely differently and pronounce it completely differently

(so no)

13.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a non zero chance that guy could have been me! (My name is in the game)

13.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Live, Laugh, Gunk

13.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In awe of the size of her gunk

13.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you gunkin'?

13.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Slams fist against desk*

Oww

13.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REST!

13.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those could 100% knock someone out, and what a way to go

13.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Khazrak, friend maker.

13.10.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, you'd let me out after, right?

Right?

13.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I uh, might be tasty? I hope so

13.10.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Respect

13.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALL OF HER?!?

13.10.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fuuuuck you're both so hot

12.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like all the great artists of history, I am unappreciated in my time

But unlike all the great artists of history, this is fair

12.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Colin is so cool!

12.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is so cool

12.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I uh, say this respectfully.

*grabby hands*

12.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Generative AI can never be as horny as we can be

12.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets

Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets

what heckle would Statler and Waldorf hurl at your favourite fictional character?

12.10.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I'd power YOUR stance!

(I don't know either just roll with it okay)

12.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the gods aren't actually capricious, they're just bimbos who mean well

11.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She has really great legs, I bet she'd be happy with even more legs!

11.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaah Colin! Hiii!

11.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sentient pool noodles

11.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you're recovering well

11.10.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit

11.10.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you just need to take a break away from things, to avoid burnout.

Regardless, it's completely fine to feel the way you're feeling.

Hope you feel better soon

11.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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