Oh amazing! Have fun x

Record-breaking Sydney funnel-web spider dubbed ‘Hemsworth’ to be milked for venom Step aside, Colossus. Be gone, Hercules. The Australian Reptile Park has recorded its largest male specimen so far * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates First there was Colossus, then Hercules … now, Thor. Among the Australian…

Record-breaking Sydney funnel-web spider dubbed ‘Hemsworth’ to be milked for venom

I've logged on and trying to muster my 2011 Twitter energy.

Oh yeah, same here. And hard to find something - I booked in May! Hope you're well!

Are you in Sandy Point? Currently in Waratah...

Year *12*?? Man alive! Winter starts high school, which is also a bit wtf...

All good wishes for 1963.

So close now...

Sorry to hear that, but at least there are only a couple of hours left ... I am ok, same old...

Bloody hell, hope you can get rid of that...

Indeed! Must confess though, I have been slack with posting this far ... Once I left Twitter I kind of got out of the habit. I was once so into it! As I'm sure you may remember...
How are you??

Not yet - one more day of work to get through.. are you? How are you,? Have you recovered fully?

Of course I remember you!! How are you?

Hello!!

I tried that brand recently and those noodles are hardcore!

Sorry this postcard doesn't really show a great deal of the organ, but it seems to be a fairly powerful beast.

No

Screenshot of a news article: "The court was previously told she had come to Australia to attend clown school and claimed she brought the gun for protection."

Screenshot of a news article: '"What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer. Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.” A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.'

Screenshot of a news article: "Goodson told police she was actually “scared” of shooting the gun and hoped simply producing it would be enough to deter potential threats. “If that didn’t do it I would probably just pistol whip,” Goodson was quoted as having said."

Screenshot of a news article: "When asked where she planned to store the gun while she was in Australia, she indicated under a vehicle’s passenger seat, the court was told. The court was told in recent years, Goodson was using psychedelic drugs, synthetic cannabis and crystal meth amphetamines."

Finding it very difficult to choose my favourite part of this news article.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

Sleigh bells. Are you listening? (Pause) No. Just the sound of boots on snow, dead men’s feet on graveyard gravel. (Pause) I thought that. (Pause) Did you? (Pause) No. (Pause) Shall we build a snowman (Pause) In the meadow? (Pause.) Yes. (Ridiculously long pause) No

Walking In A Pinter Wonderland

Morning. ☕️

The gloam was in tact!

Ooh, nice! I think I missed the urban gloam this evening...

Oh and yes, you are talking to the right person!! Thought I'd use the same name...

Ohhhh, *bits*! Of course.

Hello!

Bits??

From Airplane! to The Naked Gun, Jim Abrahams was a pioneer of spoof comedy The writer and director, who died this week, helped to define what big screen spoofs would look like in the decades after * Jim Abrahams, co-creator of Airplane! and The Naked Gun, dies aged 80 Very few people can honestly claim to have changed the…

From Airplane! to The Naked Gun, Jim Abrahams was a pioneer of spoof comedy

Every time!

When will I stop reading "bsky" as "banksy"?