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So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

Some good news! As Trump’s “One Big 💩 Bill” barrels through Congress loaded with extreme riders, the Senate parliamentarian just struck down some of the worst, thanks to the Byrd Rule.

Two Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, State Senator John Hoffman and State Representative Melissa Hortman, were shot in their own homes overnight.

Apparently I forgot to post my May reading stats! Favorite read was The Will of the Many - I haven’t sobbed over a fictional character in a hot minute. #booksky #thestorygraph

Feeling a little frustrated that Chipotle will give free burritos to people with tattoos just by walking up to the register but teachers had to provide their social security numbers to get a free burrito during teacher appreciation week.

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

My April stats! Absolutely adored Legendborn and the Inheritance Games series! Working my way through The Final Gambit this weekend! #BookSky

Many of us are struggling with a desperate sense of urgency while it seems so many others are asleep. It was 2.5 years from the Boston Tea Party to the Declaration of Independence. We've had 3 months. That war was won because day after day, people chose to keep going

Keep going friends. Goodnight💚

Saguaros are blooming!

The good news is that the constitution provides ways for Congress and the Judiciary to reign in a power-hungry president. The bad news is those people are all scared of him.

Don’t overthink this.
He’s asking for bribes.

This is what happens when people speak up.

He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.

My #thestorygraph wrap up graphics for March! The best thing I read last month was the Bridge Kingdom sequel, the Traitor Queen. The only thing that stopped me from giving it 5⭐️ was a sex scene with awkward timing. Will definitely continue the series over the summer! #booksky

Do you know how bad you have to be at diplomacy to get China, South Korea, and Japan to work together?

This is like Kendrick, Drake, and Kanye doing a collab on an album.

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

In 2019, Pfizer reported ZERO taxable profits in the US—despite selling $20 BILLION worth of drugs to American patients.

By reporting their profits offshore, they dodged billions in taxes and paid a 5.4% tax rate.

Don't tell me our tax code isn't rigged for giant corporations.

It’s really fascinating what happens when you remove diversity—white male incompetency is placed on full display and with no one to blame for their actions —so they just lie.

Trump is going to do or say something crazy to throw Americans off this Signal disaster. Do NOT take the bait he tosses out.

Stay on Signalgate.

Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard, and Vance should all be investigated for this. Hegseth, Waltz, and Gabbard should all resign.

This may be the best thing on the internet today.

Bernie standing next to AOC holding a rally attendee’s baby with people taking pictures, laughing and smiling.

Timeline cleanse 🌞

All you need to know about Twitter

Musk is positioned to profit off billions in new government contracts.

This is the swamp.

BREAKING: Federal Judge Blocks Trump's Alien Enemies Act Proclamation In a dramatic legal showdown,Donald Trump’s attempt to invoke rarely used war powers to deport foreign nationals alleged to be affiliated with the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua has been halted—at lea...

BREAKING: Federal Judge Blocks Trump's Alien Enemies Act Proclamation in a stunning loss for the Administration! open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

Governor Walz is back on the scene and he’s not pulling any punches. ✊🏼
Good to see you Coach!!

“Oh you just hate Elon Musk and everything he does.”

Yes, also everything he does is fucking evil.

It’s truly insane that the economy is in a free fall and the president, who doesn’t drive, is spending his time giving a PR boost to the car brand of his billionaire buddy.

The U.S. government spent $710 billion in Trump’s first month, an increase from the same period a year prior. Cost-cutting efforts are ineffective, and job losses are occurring without clear justification.

this dude paid a billion dollars because he was mad that a lady didn't like his ideas