@ifyouknowmethenshh.bsky.social
It’s me. Hi. Scottish guy with a big dick (apparently 😨).
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25.07.2025 12:12 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Oop x
21.08.2025 23:16 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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03.09.2025 19:55 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Soft soft soft (okay kinda soft) 👀👀
21.09.2025 22:23 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
He’s a slut ladies and gentlemen 😇😇😇
10.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
He’s a slut ladies and gentlemen 😇😇😇
10.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Soft soft soft (okay kinda soft) 👀👀
21.09.2025 22:23 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
07.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.09.2025 19:55 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Oop x
21.08.2025 23:16 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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25.07.2025 12:12 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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25.06.2025 11:16 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.03.2025 08:39 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1My new car finally arrived last week and i’ve just discovered you can watch films and tv shows on it when it’s charging 😭😭 Iconic
14.01.2025 19:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also wouldn’t have posted this if docs thought she was still in immediate danger. Seems to be out of the woods now. She had a heart attack previously and recognised the early symptoms.
01.01.2025 15:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Been pretty vocal about how 2025 surely couldn’t get worse for me personally than 2024.
23 minutes into 2025 and mum had a suspected heart attack and taken to hospital. Seems much more in control but they’re keeping her in for more tests.
The humour/irony in this actually helps 😅😅
Thanks king! 🥹
16.12.2024 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a more humbling experience than sitting at the hairdressers staring at yourself in the mirror?
12.12.2024 17:17 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fucked up trimming my beard so won’t be leaving the house for 2 weeks x
12.12.2024 14:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Deleted the full so here is a tease again 😇😇😇
09.12.2024 10:39 — 👍 88 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Wanna go back to a time where i can hear Angel Of My Dreams for the first time again 😭
08.12.2024 23:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh taylor is on there too 😭
05.12.2024 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish this was the case
05.12.2024 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drag me 😭
05.12.2024 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t believe i’m team Dorit this season 😭 The way she is not letting up on Kyle! #RHOBH
05.12.2024 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0omg ew. too*
05.12.2024 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0okay no i stand by Crush being my most played it slaps okay 😭
04.12.2024 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To embarrassed to post Spotify wrapped…..it’s very Katy Perry 143 dominant 😭😭
04.12.2024 23:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 2taste
03.12.2024 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Charli XCX was a slay and i got head after so it was a very brat concert 🥰🥰🥰🥰
02.12.2024 23:25 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
