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No. 1's Auburn and Houston will be getting knocked out today, according to my 5 year old son's bracket. 😂 #MarchMadness

Thank you, Senator!

@cantwell.senate.gov I left you a message this morning, asking you to not cave to Trumpism and support the GOP's funding bill today. Do not give in! Please.

Cantwell is mine. I called her earlier today and left a message. ✊️

My son just asked if the lava in "The Floor is Lava" is real. It was cute funny, but also creepy as I immediately realized we are moving towards "Hunger Games" times, and the lava might become real one of these days.

He was always ahead of his time.

I read that DK wanted to go somewhere warm, and he ends up going to the Steelers? 😂 #Seahawks

Look at ACB doing the right thing! I'm no fan of hers, but I'm relieved when she *sometimes* sides with the more liberal justices.

I'll never forget how Trump blocked Chrissy Teigen on Twitter because she tweeted at him, "lol no one likes you." 😂

Because the seat matters when the plane is going down. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Please tell me they're also wearing pussy hats, because they won't make a difference without them! (I'm being sarcastic)

James Harrison, whose blood donations saved over 2 million babies, has died Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.

Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.

Sharty

I've always thought that Eric Trump looked like Butthead.

My 5 yo son asked today how people knew stuff before there were books. "Did they just Google stuff?" 🤦‍♀️

I told my 5 yo son tonight that I'm not an adult. He argued that I was, because I'm "allowed to use scissors." Who knew that was the qualifying characteristic of being an adult in society today?

Just saying.

I'm hoping it's the first, heavy creaks as the wheel just starts rolling, and it gathers momentum in the next few weeks and months.

There's one name in particular I'm curious about, and I suspect it would be redacted. 😒

Or a "business opportunity."

Can the tits have beards?

No, but I was back in high school again to pass a test and, spoiler, I didnt study for the test.

The AI bearded sexy women, though. 😂

I noticed this, too! Screaming 😂

Jasmine Crockett with a message for Elon 🔥

I'll never forget how she owned Atlanta's WNBA team, and the players actively campaigned against her Senate bid and for Rev Warnock instead. 😂

Dogs may have domesticated themselves because they really liked snacks, model suggests Competing theories explain how dogs came to be domesticated from wolves. Now, a new study adds further support to the idea that they domesticated themselves.

Respect.

The fact that many (not all!) seem to think that "the resistance" is simply any Democrat in office has been making me crazy. Pelosi isn't the way. Schumer isn't the way. I'm honestly excited at how ripe for reform we are being forced to be, but it's also painful.

IT IS COMING FRIDAY Have everything you NEED by Thursday or just suck it up until Saturday

I've eaten THREE veggie dogs today, and I feel craaazzzyyyy.