@jesterjeff.bsky.social
Ren Faire Jester, teller of bad jokes, musician, vocalist, humorist #jokes
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I had a horse named Mayo.. sometimes Mayo neighs.
14.03.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fundamental Christians believe everything that Genesis saysβ¦
Personally, I donβt even think Phil Collinβs was that great a drummer.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I canβt see
12.03.2025 01:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To the people who have only fans, whatβs stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
02.03.2025 15:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0being insane should at least burn calories
11.02.2025 15:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why would I finish a thought when I could start a new more exciting one?
11.02.2025 15:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am a Jester. I identify as (ha/ha)
11.02.2025 15:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quit doomscrolling and take a doomwalk outside.. go drink some doomwater.. doombreathe..
11.02.2025 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If ham is allowed to spiral, then so can I
11.02.2025 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh this? Youβre right, itβs a salami. I keep deli meat in this pocket and a banana in the other. I am happy to see you though
11.02.2025 05:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βIt could be drugs,β I tell myself as I buy more books
06.02.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: Iβm an expert at identifying birds
Friend: what about that one over there?
Me: Yep, itβs a bird.
you also like cloning? well that makes two of us
30.01.2025 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Places I wonβt be going in 2025:
Above and beyond
Out of my way
i havenβt exaggerated in like a million years
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