Daniel Fahey

Hoovering up a huge slug of chisel.

Having signed back into Bluesky aftering being offline for many months, it's difficult to comphrend the illusionary version of the world represented by the internet. Most people outside are nice and friendly and cracking on.

Ah man, that's great! Both the move and the music writing. Send me some links please.

Yeah, pain in the arse. Can't get insurance to go abroad and can't work. Still napping each afternoon. A long road to full recovery.

Hey man. Not bad, thanks. Chemo-radio is finished. Just had my latest three-month scan and everything is looking good. Still can't travel or work. Still without part of my skull. They're looking at the end of the year to have that put in and then three months in bed afterward... how are you?

"A refreshing thirst quencher that packs a punch."

*The journalist was shackled in the town's stocks for clichéd writing and peppered liberally with rotten plums and squishy tomatoes.*

Escape Room Challenge: Your European Airbnb Welcome to this tiny fifth-floor Airbnb, your home for the next four days in a major European city. Can you escape without incurring additional fee...

"You have activated the smoke alarm. You will be charged a €1,000 fee, receive a one-star rating, and all of the American-hating neighbors are calling Interpol."

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NEW PODCAST IDEA: The Rest is... Rest.

It's an eight-hour recording of me snoring, sleep-talking and getting up at 3am for a wee.

Oh good. I've finally reached the 'accidentally signed up for the Hare Krishna spiritual movement' part of my recovery.

Call me old-fashioned but music criticism should be funnier and more entertaining.

Unfortunately, that's just one in a long, exhaustive list of brain blocks. Other favourites include 'cold kitchen cupboard' (fridge) and 'peg banger' (hammer). Long, slow tarmaced route back...

I may be some time. I queued up in a coffee shop the other day to ask for a straw. The only words that my brain proffered when I reached the till were "sucking tube".

Writing. How the fuck do I do it again?

"Just how mummy used to make it."

Inexcusable description. Should've been deleted in the edit. Writer put on the 'DO NOT HIRE' list.

It's a sad echo of a boy's fondness for their homelife before they were sent to boarding school at six. Mummy wouldn't have made it. Cook or Nanny would have. Gross.

The following year, he “talked out” a bill intended to stop the eviction of tenants who complained about their housing.

In 2011, he tried to block a debate on the Hillsborough disaster.

You get the idea.

Chope’s specialty is blocking bills. In 2013, he delayed a bill to posthumously pardon the Second World War code breaker Alan Turing.

For more info, it's Christchurch MP Christopher Chope, a man best known as the sole objector to the up-skirting bill, who is trying to scupper this one too.

Urgent: The Rare Cancers Bill is at risk and we need your help! The Rare Cancers Bill is at risk of falling - we are urging supporters to get in touch with their MP to ensure it progresses.

Can you help?

MPs vote on the Rare Cancers Bill this Friday.

However, a last-minute amendment may scupper it.

The bill aims to improve research into rare cancers and develop new treatments for them.

Please email your MP and ask them to vote for it! Link below.

If not, please Like or RT!

Hold Back The River Hold Back The River Links. Available on all popular platforms.

Just back to share this.

My pal's choir has released a cover of 'Hold Back the River' by #jamesbaymusic (li.sten.to/slymiholdbac...).

Proceeds go to @braintumourrsch.bsky.social !!

Listen and DONATE. Link: www.justgiving.com/page/singlik...

BIG LOVE ❤️

The Occupy Movement, Brexit and the rise of Reform were all alarm bells of the public being concerned. Unless there’s significant change next time, I’d expect bigger, more aggressive signs of unhappiness.

Went to a Vietnamese restaurant and mispronounced phở so badly the waiter tried to give me the heimlich maneuver

Never worn OR!!! Forever warm?

the high priestess speaks…

Rectify and blame someone else…

Fuck. Forgot to take my mood stabilisers (quality street) today.

Christ. Reading The Standard website these days is like spinning through Piccadilly Circus on a runaway Wurlitzer.

#SaveRegencyCaff.

£170k feels decent as well.

I reckon he used AI to get this idea because it’s dog shit.

If I want to conversation with an author I’ll go to a talk or contact them via social media.

If the author is dead, I’ll use necromancy to summon their spirit as an apparition so I can point out a typo. Or whatever.

Keep up the excellent work.

I’ll have him try and swim home from the Chagos Islands

I’m going to create a new one. Just working out the details.

😂