All my homies hate PERVERT GLASSES BY MARK ZUCKERBERG.
04.03.2026 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All my homies hate PERVERT GLASSES BY MARK ZUCKERBERG.
04.03.2026 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's crazy that the "defense" of him is "he's too stupid." Wow, winning message.
04.03.2026 18:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When Charlie Chaplin talked about "machine men with machine minds and machine hearts," he was talking about the kind of people who would make insider bets on wars.
04.03.2026 18:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I peed at a urinal next to Christian Bale.
04.03.2026 17:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm so fucking exhausted of this shit. He got an SS tattoo. That he acknowledged on Reddit was an SS tattoo. He went on a race-baiting alt right podcast where he declared himself a "longtime fan" of the show.
Please stop falling over yourselves to defend this guy.
Wait, I thought I was supposed to pour the tallow *over* the coffee. Have I been doing it wrong the whole time?!
04.03.2026 16:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Further proof conservatives don't know history: you wanna fuck with the people's hot caffeinated beverage of choice... in BOSTON?
04.03.2026 16:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can see that. π
04.03.2026 15:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I bought another Super Nintendo. I wonder how many I've bought so far? I used to play when I was still active, but I was busy with matches and didn't have time. One of my dreams was to buy a white house with a view of the ocean after I retired and play games all day. I'm starting to do that now. First of all, I'll play Final Fantasy, but I also want to play Mario World and Sim Earth. I need a CRT TV."
True pro wrestling legend Bull Nakano: lol I bought another Super Famicom today.
04.03.2026 00:58 β π 262 π 81 π¬ 2 π 7
BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.
Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.
More info:
I love the internet because the internet has other people who make jokes that are about fighting games and Shakespeare.
Actually, fuck, this is a hip youth pastor fighting game joke, isn't it?
Joe Bob did some vagueposting on Instagram that a lot of people are reading as a tacit cancelation announcement.
04.03.2026 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a very good point. Naziism being normalized in our party is giving the opposition endless ammo and also a free pass to do more Roman salutes. All you people who got this guy where he is today, congrats.
03.03.2026 23:12 β π 1050 π 209 π¬ 21 π 7I'm sorry, but this is just disingenuous as fuck. Framing things as if the orthodox conservative legal view on birthright citizenship has been "it doesn't exist" for any longer than *maybe* the last decade, while "yes, the 14th & 15th Amendements mean something" is some kind of New Wokeism is insane
03.03.2026 19:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Isn't it weird that the group filing an Amicus defending a 150-year principle of American Constitutional Law is seen as non-partisan, while the nativists giving lists of judges to PoTUS is trying to overturn a Reconstruction Era Constitutional Amendment are viewed as partisan? Really makes you think
03.03.2026 19:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am absolutely not replaying the first 40 hours of this on another system, but if you are a Switch Only Personβ’οΈ, you *need* to check out Blue Prince.
03.03.2026 19:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It's gonna be bad!
03.03.2026 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm being charitable. πππ
03.03.2026 16:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking in my crystal ball and seeing Danhausen in 6 months...
03.03.2026 15:34 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1
Time to indulge in one of my favorite nostalgic rituals, something I've been doing for practically ΒΎ of my life now...
Staying up too late on a weeknight playing a new Resident Evil game.
Ffffffffffuck, folks. Bruce Campbell has cancer. www.instagram.com/p/DVZvexojEF...
03.03.2026 00:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iran has been "a week away from having a nuke" for longer than the development times of both Duke Nukem Forever and Beyond Good & Evil 2 combined.
02.03.2026 21:33 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Physical rot as manifestation of the moral rot.
02.03.2026 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."
Uh no...we definitely realize it.
02.03.2026 11:57 β π 43838 π 6853 π¬ 4769 π 1827Supporting Platner at this point isn't just some hapless strategic miscalculation, it's indicative of deep moral rot.
02.03.2026 18:43 β π 251 π 42 π¬ 17 π 2
My only criticism is that this looks more like a Neoβ’Geo Pocket game than a GB game...
And by "criticism," what I mean is "thing that makes me mad because it isn't real."
Not the same guy, you brick-brained clown. The one who came to power in 1979 died 10 years later in β89.
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