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Co-Founder AH Datalytics. NOLA kid. Longhorn. Former CIA officer. 2004 Intramural Softball Champion (C-League). Not a criminologist! Newsletter: https://jasher.substack.com/ Jasher@ahdatalytics.com "Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter

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It's a terrible play caller showdown!

07.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 3-9 Jets just punted on 4th and 1 down 21 points in the 1st quarter.

07.12.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Taysom Hill should really be sent to a farm up state where he can have proper space to run around.

07.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tulane-Georgia in the Sugar Bowl will be insane.

07.12.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it feels like only traditional powerhouses like Tulane always make the playoff, but the stars may align one day for a small state school like LSU to make it

07.12.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhhhh, good from 75

07.12.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Explaining to my 7 year old that Tulane won the championship but they may not play in a bowl game and probably won't win the playoffs.

07.12.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I found a plot hole in the latest Ghosts episode, you guys

07.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an A++ joke and I couldn't be more proud.

07.12.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my most vivid early memories is of my dad picking up Duke signs from the side of the street while we were driving in Metairie as a kid. Feels weird to be cheering for them now.

07.12.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching my second Duke football game of the season tonight which brings my lifetime total up to two Duke football games watched.

07.12.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bold of Alabama going for it on 4th down trailing by 14. Move them up 3 spots.

07.12.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Current mood

06.12.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its because they choose the teams then come up with the rationale

06.12.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least they beat Vandy handily. Not sure why Bama or OU should get in before Texas but this is the dumbness of a 12 team playoff.

06.12.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What exactly is Alabama's case over BYU?

06.12.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The Nationals turning around the entire franchise's direction by embracing modernity makes me even more depressed by the Saints and Pels being driven into the ground.

06.12.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And to think that all it took for Texas Tech to win a Big 12 title was for Nebraska, A&M, Missouri, Texas and Oklahoma to leave the conference and billionaire donors dropping tens of millions of dollars on the team.

06.12.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe the Big 12 would go so low as to claim the conference championships of longtime SEC teams like Texas and Oklahoma as their own.

06.12.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same

06.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool seeing BYU succeed in offense without a Jewish quarterback

06.12.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same with me but that's not saying a ton

06.12.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited for another lazy Saturday of parenting.

9-10 - Piano
10-1130 - Clay class
1-2 - Basketball practice #1 (triplets)
2-4 - Friend bday party (triplets)
4-5 Basketball practice #2 (oldest)

06.12.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

ROOOOOOLLLLLLLL WAAAAAAAAAVVVEEEE

06.12.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sumrall trying to kill me with these field goals.

06.12.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blergh Tulane

06.12.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2019 season, doesn't count.

06.12.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LSU and Tulane having the same number of playoff appearances will be very funny.

06.12.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tulane is a quarter away from having more playoff appearances than LSU this decade.

06.12.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Roll Damn Wave

06.12.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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