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Co-Founder AH Datalytics. NOLA kid. Longhorn. Former CIA officer. 2004 Intramural Softball Champion (C-League). Not a criminologist! Newsletter: https://jasher.substack.com/ Jasher@ahdatalytics.com "Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter
This has been a day of stupid fumbles
06.10.2025 00:57 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Here's me in 538 a decade ago talking about why murders are a bad stat for measuring gun violence:
fivethirtyeight.com/features/mur...
IMO the recent horrific run of murders in New Orleans mostly reflects randomness rather than rising gun violence. Shootings have largely remained steady in New Orleans at post-K lows. Here's shootings rolling over 30 days since 2011:
06.10.2025 00:05 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0That was a Falcons-level collapse by the Cardinals
05.10.2025 23:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even taking out the long TD it was his best day as a pro based on EPA per dropback.
05.10.2025 23:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reminder that you can't spell Rattler Winner without 'e-l-i-t-e'
05.10.2025 23:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Giants were just the 11th team since 1973 to lose by 12+ points without punting once.
05.10.2025 20:49 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The 1929 Dayton Triangles did it though, so I guess NFL history is a bit extreme.
05.10.2025 20:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Jets are the first team in NFL history to start 0-5 with no forced turnovers, so congrats to Aaron Glenn for choosing them over the Saints.
05.10.2025 20:29 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0SAINTS WIN
05.10.2025 20:07 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is this in response to anything new?
05.10.2025 20:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0IT'S HARD TO THROW WITH A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER
05.10.2025 19:54 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0LOL
05.10.2025 19:52 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 030 yard punt.
05.10.2025 19:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More like Skatte-boo, amiright
05.10.2025 19:24 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0That'll help the YPA
05.10.2025 18:04 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting run out of the Dome by the 1-3 Giants
05.10.2025 17:44 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good vibes lasted almost through the kick return.
05.10.2025 17:05 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Irma Thomas signing the anthem and Taysom Hill doing the whodat chant creating the best vibes in over a year here.
05.10.2025 17:02 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ugh.
05.10.2025 16:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At least Texas didn't lose to winless UCLA
04.10.2025 22:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mood:
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04.10.2025 21:32 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0At least Texas isn't losing to UCLA by 17...
04.10.2025 20:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0At least Texas isn't down 10 to UCLA right now.
04.10.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That looks like a pretty clear fumble
04.10.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That was fortuitous.
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