Previously spicy, now just tangy

Cue the Baby Fights gif

Sneaks, black cat, doing his best impression of a kayak

Absolutely ridiculous

Saw this #SesameStreet reel on Instagram and felt so seen, it hurt.

"And it only Tuesday."

I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang.

www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/

I'm woke. I'm the wokest bish there is. In fact, I'm so woke, I don't sleep for a week.

Just noticed I hit 20k followers here on Bluesky and I wanted to say thanks! I quit Twitter because it became a racist circle jerk and I have been much happier over here.

Attention fellow AUSTRALIANS! 🇦🇺

We now have an official petition to parliament to STOP MASTERCARD and VISA from its campaign of censorship, restricting what legal products we can buy.

Please sign it now, and if you're not an Aussie, spread the word!

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So much has happened in spider man comics that I could probably make up a twist on the spot, and it’s already happened at some point.

Mary Jane is working for Kingpin.

I have no idea if that’s happened or not, but wouldn’t be surprised if it has.

They're becoming such Small Cats instead of potato mice!

01: A red-cape-clad, messy-haired fantasy villain wearing long armored grieves points at a generic, Link-esque blood-and-green-clad fantasy hero in the foreground. He angrily says "SOON, hero, YOU WILL MEET YOUR DEMISE!!!" 02: The villain says "WH--" as he is picked up by a giant pair of hands. The hero has lowered his sword a bit and has a bead of sweat on his face. 03: A giant, mostly featureless woman labeled "FANDOM" is now holding the villain, looking excitedly at him and emanating hearts. She says "SILLY!!!" to which the villain responds "I AM NOT SILLY I'M EVIL!!"

In this instance, it seems that Zeus wasn’t entirely sure what he could get away with www.egscomics.com/comic/2016-1...

🤣 On a side note, I started reading EGS on the page where Ashley (then nameless girl) first caught Elliot transforming. Reading through the archives after this, I thought this girl talking to Dr. Physics Professor WAS Ashley.

…You beat me to this by about 30sec

I wonder if Dr. Physics Professor is waking up sobbing, and not sure why www.egscomics.com/comic/2010-1...

Time for slappies

Another one? Sigh. I can’t wait until they IPO and the kobolds become mandatory.

Image ID: Digital art of the main characters of Ghost Trick. Lynne and Missile are running forwards with determined and carefree smiles, respectively. Alongside them, Sissel is leaping between cores, melting into human form out of crackling blue energy. He has a frantic expression, sweating with exertion. The background is the green cityscape. End ID.

Time Till Death: 3... 2... 1... ⚡☄️

Fan art of one of my all time favorite games - Ghost Trick! It's so goood!
#art #ghosttrick

Microsoft has a habit of having the right product, 8 years too early

“The duck quacks at midnight”

OMG the demonic duck of some kind is returning?!?! How’s he going btw? I hope the magic not-change didn’t impact him too much…

I personally didn’t take any rebates into account when I purchased my electric car. I needed to replace my 1999 Daewoo which had broken down on me for the last time, and found a new budget EV was in my price range.

The only rebate I got was free registration which I found out about after.

I’m a bit confused as to what the “Hello!” Robo-Maid is doing. It looks like she’s rushing in to karate chop Mist in the neck, but Mist’s neck seems unchopped.

We should focus on more recently extinct species for this reason. They would theoretically be easier to do anyway. The Tasmanian Tiger for example, has only been extinct for a little over 100 years.

I give most shows a look when they show up on Crunchyroll, but I must say I enjoyed the first episode of this one

@danshive.bsky.social I think the mall goblin has to be my favourite single page of EGS. What’s yours? www.egscomics.com/comic/2013-0...

We have a tunnel that when an oversized vehicle approaches, it projects a stop sign onto a waterfall.

@danshive.bsky.social Jay has been a magic user for much longer than most of the cast, it’s weird that she doesn’t know about/have personal spells… is this a side effect of her being made a wizard by Pandora?

The SOOTHENING

@danshive.bsky.social Oh… oh no, Is Voltaire/Ragnarok responsible for the Dewitchery Diamond?

Borg crew? Whatever everyone else is wearing.

(It’s my headcanon that there are borg in Star Fleet sometime between Picard Season 3 and Discovery season 3+)

I guess it depends on what would make the majority of the crew more comfortable.

Human crew? Casual clothes.
Vulcan crew? The stuffiest clothes you could find.
Klingon crew? errr, the blood of their enemies?