EBONY XXL

That man gotta go 50/50 with you and ask you what you bring to the table because his psyche can’t handle the reality that men were getting over on his mother and he only exists because his daddy went out one night looking for “the hoes”

Abrahamic religions are about the power of blood magic but they don’t wanna hear me though. People go to church shouting about how the blood still works but when I go into the forest with a goat and a tactical knife it’s a problem. 🙄

Who’s to say the ejaculation was premature? Like I don’t know my body… I came in the time I allotted for this. Efficient, timely, and hit all my KPIs too. Now don’t touch me, grab one of those clementines in the fridge, and the uber is on the way.

Slick Rick was such a banji set like the way he rapped gave verse bottom effect

Ngl I just got this so nobody steal the name and I can terrorize y’all if I have a change of heart but I just deactivated my Instagram and changed my number 😂 I’m about to serve it like y’all granddaddy going to get milk in ‘83 DOWN!

One thing about me is imma kiss somebody at a bar. A lot of people including my PCP would advise against that but there’s nothing like a stiff cocktail and smooch. You literally can’t beat the combo.

Chief Keef is in fact responsible for the drone sightings in New Jersey. He has been planning this assault for years. Foreshadowing with lines like “Who nigga? Who tf is you? I don’t know nigga” to represent the public confusion, then clarifying his intent… “We gon’ come and blow New Jersey up.”