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YouTube video by thelazydog Toxic Tips #5: How to Play Arakni, Marionette

Today’s Toxic Tips is about How to Play Arakni, Marionette, my washed goat

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I’ve had good reception to these so I will make one every day until I get bored!! See Toxic Tips #4!

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YouTube video by thelazydog Toxic Tips #3: Sage B&R Update Reaction

Double header for Toxic Tips!!

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Saw a content creator say they were trapped in Dubai and it gave me the ick and then I saw their caption it was an unintended layover and I felt pity instead

YouTube video by thelazydog Toxic Tips #2: How to play Ira, Scarlet Revenger

Just made a new Toxic Tips episode in like 3 years after getting inspired at Calling Montreal!!

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Conversely, the Rupi Kaur-ification of diaspora media is worth dunking on like I’m sorry to Rupi Kaur your poems are nice but you have unleashed living hellfire upon this earth

Completely reasonable commentary on the universality of the diaspora experience beyond minorities and orientalist lens of media consumption goes completely out the window when people start belittling the experiences or struggles of others

Interesting vibe on the algorithm right now of anti Asian diaspora media sentiment from Asian people, like yeah it’s cringe and elevated by the media in a goofy way but also if you’ve never been part of a minority group it stands to reason it doesn’t resonate with you?

I’m pro paid guides but I 100% agree with this take

In some positive news my apartment building just successfully settled with the insurance company for the whole ass amount of $15,000 after we tried to take them to court!! Fuck insurance providers lmao

All the misogyny aside, the surrealism of having the strippers stand for a poorly sung rendition the national anthem is a hilarious idea

predatory aka is a tcg 😅

Happy new year!! (Chinesely)

Just solved the male loneliness epidemic ya’ll, after years of respectable engagement from pics or thirst traps on insta, I shared a clip of my sourdough and immediately got 20 dms from ppl wanting to talk about bread

Nothing wrong with wanting to document and report on it either, but people are understandably cautious about being unwittingly thrust into the media spotlight or worse targeting by whichever 3 letter agency when doing activities like that, even with a promise of anonymity.

This isn’t for protests, this is people driving around places to be able to alert where ICE is operating. Has a higher degree of risk to be doing (and all power to Will for having done that), but when you’re bringing unvetted people into it, you’re jeopardizing the safety of the other people.

There’s a person that disagrees w the vetting process in good faith, but that’s not this person lmao, they seem like a huge shitlib. Unfortunately for the good that Will has done recently, if you can’t keep the trust of the collective, you won’t be given access to sensitive settings or info.

Wild to imagine that kids born after 9/11 are starting to have a fully developed frontal cortex. Not like it’s scary or anything, but just crazy to think that Gen Z is actually unc and chopped

Someone at my office has put a small pizza box into the fridge except it’s vertical like a book, and now all I can think about is Pizza Library

out for 2026
-lovebombing

In
-lovecoercivediplomacying

The next gmo super soldier

This isn’t just millennial coded it’s actually the whole cipher

Sorry to my fellow blooters I posted these on Twitter first

I have a noble savage view of the rich old people that go on cruise ships and then come off and haggle with the locals in tourist towns about what’s a “fair” price for a $6 fridge magnet

This 300 year old Aria diner still makes deep fried meeps the old fashioned way

Does anyone mind if a white girl speaks a lil Volcornese

On a short 3 and a half day trip for work and I brought not one but two books with me so that I make double the progress on kidding myself

Me dropping all my copper cogs on the ground

Caption this, best caption wins a copper cog