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The Beat
Hands Off she’s Mine
#weekendsingles
#45rpm
#OTD
Nile Rodgers & CHIC: Tiny Desk Concert - NPR (2023) 🎶🎧 #coffeebreak
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRER...
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love!
[twangy, swirly lute arpeggio]
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye: *Ich am yn love!*
Dear Odin.
I have sacrificed three Hotel Chocolate truffles in your name.
The cherry ones.
Please fuck up Amos with something unpleasant and possibly foreskin related.
Thanking you in advance.
Your obedient servant, etc.
Wulfhelm.
Anna Michelle, is that you?
Rogan: They said they released the Epstein files, but what did they release? The whole thing is weird.
Guest: It feels like it's been drowned out by everything else has been going on with the ICE shooting.
Rogan: I think some of that's on purpose
Justified and ancient
Gosh, that's awful
Best blooming anglers on the u tube
🎃Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!🎃
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda
Your Bretwalda was honoured to be considered for the role of Duc of Eoforwic
However, after due consideration, your Bretwalda has declined on the grounds that Mercians would be bereft without his benign governance
Also, Yorkshire, bit of a shithole tbh.
Not Pevsner Mr Pip, he is one of us
Do it big man
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
Thys emayle koude have been a sonnet
💯💯💯
Fact!
CV update.
Team GB.
Individual bear punching (alcohol assisted).
Sochi 2014.
Finished 12th.
Farage owns four homes:
Family home (£1M, retained after his divorce)
Two beachside homes in Kent (via his comp. Thorn In The Side Ltd)
One investment property in Surrey (rented out)
Radio silence from media about this but uproar about Angela Rayner’s two homes & ministerial home
#NigelFarage
Good morning.
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Wülferhampton remains a safe and multi faith space with freedom of, and from, religion enshrined in its constitution*
Apart from the Druids, natch.
Those Hippy cunts can fuck right off.
*whenever I get round to writing it.
That smell is called 🐂 💩......
Steve Reed repeating the lie about Scotlands water just highlights that there needs to be a process to hold mp's who tell blatant falsehoods to account.
Suspended them from parliament, fine them, have it on record that they have been found to be lying.
Odin's Balls, civil servants can be such whining twats sometimes.
Nice
Good boy, Mr Pip
Top lad.
Little known ornithological facts #2072
Goshawks are experts in Indian head massage.
Raleigh are making a virtually identical Chopper, if I had a spare £999 and could still ride a bike without falling straight off I would be getting one, memories
