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@goonydad.bsky.social

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435 Followers  |  461 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.8349

Latest posts by goonydad.bsky.social on Bluesky

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You know it’s fall when the long John’s come out

02.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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25 to 30 has been great for me 🥴😈

01.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is 30 🥵

29.09.2025 12:19 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Nothing beats a greased up saturbate

30.08.2025 19:03 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Feeling hot and HEAVYYYY

24.07.2025 03:41 — 👍 38    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy hump dayyyy

09.07.2025 11:25 — 👍 41    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Hooked up the BF’s old PS2 and and I have essentially been alternating between playing Simpsons Road rage and jerking off for the last 24 hours

03.06.2025 00:18 — 👍 43    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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📍

11.02.2025 05:23 — 👍 703    🔁 540    💬 17    📌 24

Dm me 😈

23.05.2025 11:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God DAMN

14.05.2025 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Movie you’ve watched more than 10 times using gifs

27.04.2025 03:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Like spot the difference

23.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 44    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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Friend sent me this and said “you” and he unfortunately gagged me here

23.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Holy fuck 🥵

19.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God damn 🥴

18.04.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New fat boy audio trend just dropped

17.04.2025 11:47 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Felt big this morning

05.03.2025 15:35 — 👍 38    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Found this deep in my hidden folder, I miss this mirror 🥴

19.02.2025 02:48 — 👍 37    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m fat, I have a cock, and it’s Friday

14.02.2025 12:49 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See a wiggle, post a wiggle 🤙🏻

12.02.2025 02:12 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gooooon bro

07.02.2025 03:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Buddy: the sound of your cock slapping against your big belly makes me feral.
Me:

31.01.2025 12:53 — 👍 57    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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Who’s replacing my plastic pussy 🥴😈

23.01.2025 13:11 — 👍 38    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Cumshot on my tits but make it ✨art✨

06.01.2025 23:47 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 27.12.2024 20:58 — 👍 130    🔁 27    💬 0    📌 1
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Haven’t sent a 1am “come over” text in a while, but I was feeling feral 🥴

23.12.2024 17:08 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0


Please 🥵

23.12.2024 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Someone come touch my belly and tits, dick and balls optional

14.12.2024 21:43 — 👍 47    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Morning bate before work come trigger me 🥴

25.11.2024 13:23 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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