Your dads a gooner

In this house, every day is Fat Tuesday

Attaboy 😈

You wake up to this view, wyd?

Last bate before the @jackscrny.bsky.social party tomorrow 🥴

Post 4 dicks to defend your dick card

This is the video I accidentally sent to a snap group made specifically to share pics of our pets. Dogs and cats? Yes. HOG? Frowned upon. Send your condolences to my DMs.

Just got my first “no fatty‘s” message in a very long time on Grindr and I can’t help but feel sorry for the guy. He has NO idea what he’s missing.

Felt big and breedable here

One week in the sun does the body good

Reskeet if you’re a bator and want other bators to add you 😵‍💫

Let’s see how sunburnt I get on this vacation

Happy fat cock Friday 🥴

Fuck 🥴🥵

These titties need to be sucked on

Can you tell I’m excited for my first @jackscrny.bsky.social party tonight 🥴

What are you getting your lips on first? Nips? Dick? Hole?

Is it really a Disney vacation until you have a cast member over to your hotel room for a goon session?

Haven’t hooked up in exactly six months and my poor dick and butt are so lonely 🥺

Haven’t jerked off in four days and my balls literally ACHE??

New bate chair has me showing a lot more ass than normal 🥴

Can you tell I’m feral for a dick in my butt??

Did I do it right?

Saturdays are for the…. Saturdays

First thought: damn such a pretty dick
Second thought: oooo epic universe in the background

You know it’s fall when the long John’s come out

25 to 30 has been great for me 🥴😈

Nothing beats a greased up saturbate

Feeling hot and HEAVYYYY

Happy hump dayyyy

Hooked up the BF’s old PS2 and and I have essentially been alternating between playing Simpsons Road rage and jerking off for the last 24 hours