@nickpanthera.bsky.social
Stupidest Jaguar π³οΈβπ/π½/π Infosec Professional Follow me for high level breakdowns on cybersecurity News and the worst shitposts you've ever seen
Disgusting abhorrent it causes me to VOMIT
01.03.2025 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Frick my hecking catcel life
27.02.2025 15:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you know that in terms of...
24.02.2025 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SLUT
31.01.2025 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dude voyager season 1 was wild
This is an unedited screenshot directly from the show. Never talk to me or my son ever again.
Koopa Deez Nuts
18.01.2025 02:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tryna get healthier physically and mentally in 2025, my doctor referred me to a therapist office based on location. Turns out it's a walk-in only mental health clinic. Runs like a hospital so the most mentally ill get seen first. Should I show up to the front desk and start eating the pens?
09.01.2025 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone asked me what I would do if I had a time machine,
1. Save the library of Alexandria from burning
2. Put print offs of Chris Chan's biography in the scrolls
I got curious today and compared the dates my team members take off vs popular furcons and found a hilarious trend
06.12.2024 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm back :3c *nuzzles ur necky weckys* *checks your pockets for credit cards*
06.11.2024 16:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay this was NOT packaged correctly
21.11.2023 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't normally do call-out posts, especially to other furries but I've ignored this for too long. @fellthefox.bsky.social embezzled thousands of dollars from the department of motor vehicles to buy Fortnite battlepasses and food for his shower
29.09.2023 11:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0For the homies who need it
12.09.2023 10:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My esoteric ironic horse based infrastructure posting is overshadowed by how cool this sounds.
04.09.2023 18:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Everyone in NYC is advocating for more bike lanes, man fuck bicyclists. Me and many others have been ran over by some asshole on a bike going mach 20.
NYC needs to stop building bike lanes and get horse lanes. NYC RETURN TO HORSE BASED INFRASTRUCTURE IMMEDIATELY.
Man it's been a long time since I've randomly been sexually solicited to roleplay the warrior cats. (But it takes place in alegrΓa in 1945 and all the cats are actually just some dudes)
04.09.2023 10:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@nickpanthera.bsky.social
29.08.2023 11:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say MORE
27.08.2023 03:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0[talking to my horsegirl gf] I just don't think you're committed to the bit
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