Elizabeth Arnold

Matthew! 😱

Cancer of the ovary, fallopian tube or peritoneum usually causes symptoms that are similar to common non-cancerous conditions. This can make it difficult to diagnose early. If you have any of these symptoms or get these symptoms regularly, your GP should offer you cancer tests: • a long-lasting bloated or swollen tummy • feeling full quickly when you eat • loss of appetite • pain in the lower tummy area or back • peeing (passing urine) more often than usual • needing to pee urgently (feeling like you cannot hold on). Other symptoms may include: • a change in your normal bowel function (diarrhoea or constipation) • weight loss for no obvious reason • unexplained or extreme tiredness (fatigue) • vaginal bleeding after the menopause. If you are aged 50 or older and develop symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) for the first time, you should also have tests. IBS can cause bloating and changes in bowel function. But it does not usually start after the age of 50.

There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis.

Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.

I’m planning a family walk past the cricket club on Wednesday evening for similar reasons.

I will suggest this to MIL for next year

Reheating them with a lot of gravy does weird things to their texture I find.

Checking to see if anyone is paying attention on a Friday afternoon?

Hello, @news.sky.com i think something has gone wrong with your automated posting!

The only good use of generative AI is to make videos of the crazy things Trump says he wants to happen so that he can be convinced they did happen without anybody actually attempting them.

All close friends of your parents can also fall under the aunt/uncle umbrella

I need to go to bed - I thought that first outfit was some kind of nativity fancy dress costume for a shepherd/Joseph, complete with fake beard 😄

No inflatable frogs gives it away.

My bank managed to send an email entitled ‘Summer’s nearly here’ last week, and I don’t think they were right either.

Matthew 25:35 would like a word

My eldest child is called Eve, and this is why her sister is not called Florence

I’m guessing that once something tasty fell out of a concrete block and now Finn hopes that if he just rolls it far enough this magic will happen again.

"But soft! What light through yonder window... BRAKES!"

He read a whole magazine article in a single sitting 😱. What a clever boy

Black and white spaniel lies on the floor with his nose in the gap between a washing machine and a cupboard hoping sheer force of will will bring his ball back

Oh no, my ball!

Skeet from Keith Dickinson

Or jale probably

Marmite definitely does a weird loads left, loads left, loads left, all gone thing 🤔

The Bishop of Birmingham has written to the Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick about his comments about Handsworth

I dunno, I live in Teesside and there are two shows within 10 miles of my house.

‘And where do you think you’ve been?’

School dinner menu for Talk Like a Pirate Day, including such piratical classics as ‘Walk the plank chicken korma’ and ‘scallywag peas’

Dunno that I really fancy eating the captain’s chocolate brownies 😬

Also, the lollipop lady is not a target you should be aiming to beat. Particularly if you’ve just dropped your own kids off at the same school

Corgi’s can reach further than you’d think 🤔

And is there a Mrs iPhone Repairs?

2034 I think, so about time for one more film