MOTD producers must be relieved
Probably less fun in Sainsbury’s I imagine
When I worked for a local charity these guys supported I picked up the phone to “Hi, it’s Darth Vader, I just wanted to ask about Saturday…”, which was disconcerting
Click and collect
He’s quite a softy really
I mean this is all deeply weird, but if he insists, why isn’t the aide discreetly checking what the person’s actual shoe size is and then ordering shoes that will actually fit?
The crew are very perishable if they set sail
The ‘are we the baddies’ gif should probably have its own dedicated button by now
They have failed to put on their Daily Mail Sad Face ™️
Primary school has once again had to send a reminder that Nutella does in fact contain nuts 🌰
The only apricots worth buying in this country are in tins.
Thank you for the reminder! Thankfully we’re going with an astronaut like almost every other year. I’m wfh, so might go as Arthur Dent in twin solidarity 😄
Thank goodness it’s Wolves and not one of the chasing pack, like Chelsea. We could do with a comfortable win to boost our confidence
Setting themselves up for a King Ralph situation here
Tricky to Zoom when you’ve switched the internet off though.
Perhaps he means ‘cared for’. I can’t imagine he’s ever done a night feed or climbed into a soft play frame to find a lost sock.
Excited to discover that letting the dog out for a wee is a ‘restoration break’ (5.30pm)
I’m not sure I’d be advertising so brazenly that I’d nicked our tiles.
Also, pandas, famously shit at multiplying
Omelette?
Is that Church House?
People really really notice potholes!
The more councils they run, the more people are going to notice this. I live adjacent to Durham council and you can start to see it in Facebook comments already
I have to hum the ski Sunday theme every time I watch the skiing events ⛷️
Oh dear #therugby
My son has 2 middle names to avoid him being a vicars son with the initials TEA ☕️ #moreteavicar
At least it’s stopped raining
Just reminded me to add deodorant to my big shop. Thanks!
I think we should have an emergency Bank Holiday as soon as the sun reappears
Petition for an emergency Bank Holiday as soon as the sun reappears ☔️
