Never using @ubereats.bsky.social again. Driver called, “I’m pulling up & need your pin.” Walked outside to meet him. Never showed. Called driver. Said he gave it to someone & they took it. Who? Won’t refund me because I gave the pin. Maybe don’t have your drivers call & ask for it. Never again.
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I couldn’t the first time. Then I came back to it a few months later and really enjoyed it.
03.02.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just finished it last night. Pretty amazing.
03.02.2025 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fire Aid concert was awesome, but who thought booking Earth, Wind & Fire was appropriate?
31.01.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My favorite part of Star Wars was the scene where the Resistance leaders decide against trying to destroy the Death Star and instead kick in $1 million each for Palpatine's inauguration.
15.12.2024 19:17 — 👍 8501 🔁 1881 💬 104 📌 71
No undeserved praise
No obeying in advance
No normalization
No sane washing
Just calling out a failed businessman, exceedingly corrupt president and convicted criminal for what he is
And-although you left out the $454 fraud judgment and sexual abuse verdict
Well done, @vanityfair.com
14.12.2024 05:24 — 👍 6049 🔁 1421 💬 154 📌 62
Night two performing at Harvey’s in Lake Tahoe. 9:30. Brave the snow and come on down. Featuring for the hilarious Hennessy Williams.
15.12.2024 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Listen to "Since You're Gone" and/or "Moving in Stereo" by The Cars with headphones on.
You're welcome.
That is all.
13.12.2024 23:23 — 👍 4355 🔁 217 💬 352 📌 19
Is Donald Trump the first rapist Time Magazine named "Man of the Year"?
14.12.2024 01:55 — 👍 530 🔁 64 💬 47 📌 5
So, I’m here. Where’s the party?
15.11.2024 01:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Trans Rights are Human Rights.
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A comedian that you or your parents or maybe your grandparents may have enjoyed occasionally since the late 80s. A member of the skit comedy ensemble The Kids In The Hall for 40 years and counting because none of us can find the exit.
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You know... the weird one.
Writer/co-writer: The Christophers (2026), The Spot (2026), Full Circle, No Sudden Move, Men in Black, the 3 Bill&Ted movies, Mosaic, Now You See Me 1&2, Charlie's Angels, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show, Laverne&Shirley. Fiction: Vanity Fair, The New Yorker
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“Hilarious” — Eric Idle. “Amazing” — Patton Oswalt. “Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review). Looming gig: Bloomington, IN, Dec 5-6, at the Comedy Attic. National touring schedule, thru June, lovingly splayed here: www.emophilips.com
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
Black Monday|The League|Human Giant| NTSF:SD:SUV:: & a bunch of other stuff.
My book, “Joyful Recollections of Trauma” is a NYT Bestseller & 2024 Vulture Book of the Year
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