Kroden

Kroden

@kroden.bsky.social

The example of High Int and Low Wisdom. Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kroden_live Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Kroden

96 Followers 113 Following 684 Posts Joined Jul 2024
1 week ago

Comic books are just daytime drama shows for nerds.

I miss when I could afford comics. The drama fueled me.

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1 week ago

Video game logic is great.

Zombie bites you a dozen times in game? Best find a medpack

Zombie bites you in a cutscene? Rip that character. Time to go out in a blaze of glory.

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1 week ago

The fact that everyone is absolutely fine with the "clone" but Schim'ee is extra hilarious. Like why is absolutely everyone just chill with this dude. And Schim'ee has to feel like he is losing it.

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2 weeks ago

They do not know which one they are because I put another token on their tile when they were close...but I know. Now they control 2 tokens not knowing which one is which. I'm having a blast.

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2 weeks ago

Wild magic that happened at the #dnd table this week. 1000 potions appeared up the players heads. They then got simultaneously pelted and healed by 1000 potions. The glass shards are everywhere. A "clone" of another pc appeared in a room they were searching. Now there are 2 of them.

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3 weeks ago

I have never forced you to roll internet dice. That shit is on you.

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3 weeks ago

When I decided to be more harsh on you guys I didn't realize it mean making all your rolls worse.

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3 weeks ago
Rolled a 1 on history and a 1 on stealth

This you?

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3 weeks ago
A roll20 chat screen with a 1 rolled on a thieves' tools a 4 and a 2 rolled on a strength check and another 1 rolled on another thieves tools.

When they ask how your day is going:

It's not going well for my #dnd group tonight

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1 month ago
Preview
kroden_live - Twitch Post Valentine's Tinder Date Event

It's Post Valentine's day and I gathered by friends to go through some fictional character tinder profiles! Come join to chat about horny character date-ability!

www.twitch.tv/kroden_live

#vtuber #vtuberen #smallstreamer

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1 month ago

I forgot the word for Thriller and my brain could only think of "normie horror genre"

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1 month ago

I like to roll openly so everyone can see that i'm not coddling them. I just have bad rolls.

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1 month ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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1 month ago

You succeed in murder! How is it not?

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1 month ago

I think my #DnD group is collapsing underneath their own success...help!

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1 month ago

Hero forge tokens? My old campaign I used to play in we used flat washers that the dm bought in bulk for like $5, wrapped paper around them, and wrote our character name on them. It was glorious.

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1 month ago

Nah one is Spiderman, the other is venom. Completely different people

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2 months ago

Good luck! I hope it goes well!

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2 months ago

Right!? Way overthinking it on my part.

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2 months ago

#dnd tonight featured the crew sneaking into the prison for a quick in and out mission but then instantly murdering someone, getting into a fight and giving away secrets causing them to be blackmailed.

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2 months ago

Best part of DMing in a #ttrpg is not having any idea what the conflict is going to be but the moment the players get there they create the conflict instantly.

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2 months ago
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It's time! the 2025 Horny Gamer Awards are on now! tune in and chat with us about characters I forgot to include!

www.twitch.tv/kroden_live

#vtuber #vtuberen #smallstreamer

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2 months ago

It's an Emmy

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2 months ago
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Tonight at 6pm EST I'm going to be gathering an expert panel that will be helping me present the 2025 Horny awards for video games!

Come join us while we determine the Best Top in video games and many other categories!

www.twitch.tv/kroden_live

#vtuber #vtuberen #smallstreamer

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2 months ago

Organize books by the colour vibe the author gives off. Tolkien is a deep red. I will not elaborate.

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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Shout out to this year's lego advent calendar with the skateboard I spent way to long trying to trick with

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2 months ago

I thought that was just a thong people did in fantasy. People are actually out there sleeping?

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2 months ago

Sleep is that thing my characters do every day, right?

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3 months ago

Had to miss Saturday's #dnd and I'm already feeling the itch like I haven't played in years.

Damn family holiday obligations.

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