terrific their onion ring/fry combo is practically an awakening
I’ll only do Burger and that’s final
the king or In Charge?
ditto with n’heimer
Let’s never get divorced ❤️
same
It’s basically Kramer vs. Kramer without the divorce
If you can open a thing of tightly wrapped taco shells without breaking any congratulations you’re a surgeon
Without using words, emojis, voice memos, attachments, or typing please explain the lasting appeal of HAIM
[Nathan Lane sound]
but it came for the air traffic controllers hardest
and yet I keep hitting watch credits
Fame has greatly diminished my tradecraft
Why didn’t you tell me you were in Austin?
I don’t always go to Whole Foods but when I do I buy a thing of croutons and eat them on the way home AMA
Barber: what would you like?
MS: 9/11
Pretty sure this is the week I spend the full fifty mins of therapy talking about Michael Shannon’s haircut
It’s almost summer and you know what that means — breaking cycles of generational trauma
Why do we keep falling for ‘and special guest?’
as long as he was present
Nothing against the suspension of disbelief but where was Hannibal Lecter’s lawyer?
“This free little library on a tree-lined street is making some of the best Indonesian cuisine outside of Jakarta.”
ALL INDIE ROCKERS AND THEIR SPOUSES PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO JAIL
you redecorated
I can literally feel you playing air bass
it’s like you have to make *everything* about that one time you met Gary Sinise
total necro baby tho
I just added the editor of a shopping circular
There is *no sex* in the sound bath room. Like don’t even try it they get so upset
Death is a spectre of thin grey cloth hung ramshackle and eerily from the corners of your feed offering shoe ads for a soul twice your age
