orbot

I’m Hebrew. I don’t believe in that ‘gaia’ nonsense.

Are we /really/ queershaming Sonic? In the year of our Allah, 2025?

Unfortunately, we only carry the mind virus as suppository capsules right now…

ORBOT LOOMING OMINOUSLY (art by hydroxian)

Now, now… let’s start the treatment! An injection of YOLK MIND VIRUS should fix you riiiight up…!

Now, according to this paper, you have ‘terminal wokeness’. That’s terrible. We’ll get working on that post haste.

Hello, Sonic. I’m Orbot. And I will be your doctor for today.

What was his problem

Get cubot away from the items of divine might. He can’t handle that responsibility. Don’t make me mention the time he got the anti gravity hat

[ looking at freetun with his beady eyes ]

Seems you were right as usual, Cubot— I haven’t heard a PEEP about the race in two weeks! Who could’ve seen this coming?

hurry UP, cubot! dare i say mecha sonic is about to generate our prompts!

[ chewing on his ‘fingernails’ ] oh, I do hope mecha sonic makes it out of there …. The belly of the beast…

I don’t— I just don’t understand it! What prompt did Groknik get to become so frenzied?! And who could have done such a thing to our beloved Groknik?!?

[ signing the cross on his ‘chest’ ] [ waiting in trepidation ]

Its like if you put booty sauce on a rancid plate of atrociousness

WE NEED HIM TO STOP oh my GOD, OUR ENERGY BILLS!!!!

WE NEED FK SHUT OFF GROKNIK. HE’S EATING TOO MUCH POWER

(( where.

Also sorry for necroposting boss. I thought that said 2 hours old, not months, at the time I selected it

Dr Eggman sir we’re doing our muppets bit. Another sonic riders tournament storyline has hit the literate towers

「 🥚 」 Hello! Yes, this is actually THEE ingeniousmadman official bluesky. I have no plans of moving here ATM. I just wanted to pre-order my name and layout.

Feel free to follow and retweet!

(( well technically you can’t but you can make a custom feed for us but idk how to do that

(( you don’t.

two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard ALT: two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard

Yeah, it’ll be terrible… terribly basic! Guafafafafafah!

…… yet.

We’ve already got mobius… what’s next? Mushroom Kingdom? Mega City? the Malicious Misters?

Come now, Cubot. Don’t be like that! It’s /accessible/. After all, it’s the SL group’s first outing. So if they get as many people in the first one as possible, there’s a slightly-above-zero rate of user retention! Everybody is here!

Oh, don’t be so HARD on them, Cubot. It’s not a scavenger hunt— it’s an extreme gear SL! For the Chaos Emeralds!