That head (and the rest) though 🤤

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Although maybe not this hard 😬

Catching up on some light sewing and some Britcom panel shows, just to pass the night. Working slow as molasses on this one though, a few days every few weeks, so still about half done only.

Russian pattern, by one of my favourite kit companies, Owl Forest <3

Ridiculously handsome plus tighty whitey bulge is hitting all the right spots in my own pair of tighty whities 🥵

Mmmmhmmmmm, I'm SURE that's why it needs a password haha 😌

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Also, spring chicken:

Well, while true, I wasn't meaning age, I was meaning that in 6 months I'm going to have a kid, and no time to easily start things up for a while 😆

Tried to take a selfie-style passport photo because $16.99 for 3 second work and a quick print seems excessive. Then my selfie shots made my face like oddly lumpy and bulgy on one side like I had built up muscles by chewing rocks or something, so that's fun self consciousness for the evening 🫠

Eh, we'll see -- time is ticking out, and can't force life, my dear 😌

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Super easy request to put out into the cosmic void: just need a hot / cute bf for the rest of my life, to share everything with and be interested in each other's daily happenings, while being cozy and snuggly and also intermittently dirty and all that jazz.

Hurry it on up world 🤨

Oh good, I needed somewhere to lay down, while my hands get busy farther down 😌

Gooning is for everyday, obv 😌🙂‍↕️🥴😜

Meat that beautiful needs basically constant edging and milking, man

Hug is for starters 😌😏

👅

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Oh lort, this $2 pizza thing at Pizza Hut is going to test my willpower for the day, isn't it? 😭

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I mean, I'm not saying let's do it, but let's do it 👀

Goodnight, weirdos in my phone 🥱

今のところのレッスンは完璧だったが、最後だったから、先生がいなくなるのは寂しい😢

I mean, I have a banana you can have, but sadly not the game at the moment 😔

Today has legit FLOWN by 😯

To like for decompression, food, Zoom lesson, bummage.

Halfway to my goal of basically my high school weight. And then starts working out (ew) to try to get that aspirational dad bod. Gotta fit the bill and be able to pick up other dads at some point 🫠

Always 🙂‍↕️

I'm happy to announce that the work that I took home to work on for the weekend has sat untouched until heading into work on Monday. Stickin' it to the man, yo.

Quiet evening, reading, hot bath, distracting myself from the fact work is tomorrow and I got nothing really tangible done for the weekend 🫠

One of my favourite live albums ever, on the playlist (and favourite song from it in the comments):

As per Miranda's mother:

As your father says,"Bubbles
hide a multitude of sins, and suggest a multitude of others."

Immediate lawsuit on our hands 🚨