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Nerd, both professional and amateur Blooming Onion Man supporter I just hope everyone has fun out there He/Him

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Brian Kelly's attorneys say LSU made it impossible for him to get a job

Brian Kelly's attorneys say LSU made it impossible for him to get a job

Definitely LSU that did this and not BK being more of an asshole than usual to avoid those clauses πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

25.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May I point any and all folks who want this to:

open.spotify.com/episode/0MXS...

25.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it

24.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 7

Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export

25.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 874    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

That's practically a crowd!

25.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are dozens of us!

24.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

24.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2907    πŸ” 607    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 51

I could do the same, and I know I'd get a decent amount bc I was the only mormon in my small Kentucky high school πŸ˜…

24.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol this rocks

taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves

24.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 737    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 20
The back of a trailer being lifted by an industrial fork lift so it could be moved out for a wider angle on a turn. Trees with some broken branches are in the foreground

The back of a trailer being lifted by an industrial fork lift so it could be moved out for a wider angle on a turn. Trees with some broken branches are in the foreground

Well I got to watch someone have a bad day

24.11.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK THIRTEEN Hi, this is Spencer, and I’m typing this with thick leather blacksmith’s gloves on so I don’t catch fire.

THE TOP WHATEVER FOR WEEK 13 IS UP.

I ranked "fucking up" at number one. Or a bad play by UCLA that evoked memories of fucking up in a past life.

Maybe both, now that I'm thinking about it. channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

24.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man says we die together you feel me on a netflix ad Alt: a man says we die together you feel me on a netflix ad
24.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant more about the general phenomenon of the hyper conservative mormon but yes, I agree

24.11.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(part infinity of my ongoing amazement that mormons try to be part of the evangelical in groups of the world instead of showing solidarity with other minority groups)

24.11.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You're good, ghostie, we're all there sometimes

24.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Drop down filters for 
Gender
Race
Class

Drop down filters for Gender Race Class

Drop down filters to determine if Republicans care about you or not

24.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I assumed it will be essential to have actual quality clamps. Provided hardware is too often garbage

24.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they literally hung obama in effigy and stormed the capitol when biden got elected

24.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

The results look great! Good to know what kind of headache I'm in for if I do this πŸ˜‚

24.11.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The comedy of Rocky Top got better and weirder over the course of the fullcast after dark, I think I'm suffering from Knoxholm Syndrome

24.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every year many people express their hatred for Thanksgiving food, and I’m telling you, the solution is to simply make food that tastes good.

24.11.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Don't do any of this. Lizzie is just trying to keep you from that delicious turkey meat. Make sure you film it to prove her wrong.

24.11.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

That's a heck of a drive on its own πŸ˜‚ godspeed, spiderjeff

24.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm on the I-10 if you want to keep coming along

24.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a friend who always says "the only reward for good work is more work" and it's exhaustingly true 😭

24.11.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

24.11.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1817    πŸ” 579    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 59

yet another Republican caught in the "complains about Democratic election fraud" to "tries doing election fraud once, thinks it's going to be easy to do so, immediately gets caught and convicted of a felony" pipeline

24.11.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
SEC Shorts - Lane Kiffin does it again
YouTube video by SEC Shorts SEC Shorts - Lane Kiffin does it again

I love mess dot gif

youtu.be/fH4Ox3jRjwI?...

24.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hate week is just a normal week to a hater like me

24.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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