"...What was it Lord Eggman said to his last protégé? 'I can carpetbomb that rodent any day. But that's not enough—that's not the point.'
Something like that. Unfortunately, I share the same belief..."
"...That is, to an extent. Lord Eggman's programming persists through forms...and to an extent, Sonic's personality.
I don't believe in the easy route, so I have little interest in dissolving your home with a snap of the finger. I believe in crushing my foes, making them suffer in my grasp..."
It wouldn't take long for the copy robot to come back together, reforming as...
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Nicole, and 𝗜 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻. Whilst in this form, we are 𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲."
cyberspace dozens of times when he was on the Starfall Islands. I can and /will/ find a way to make it work.
. . ."
He paused to assess Nicole's last statement.
"What can I do, you wonder? The better question is what I can't."
Suddenly, the machine began to drip, his body falling apart in goop.
"I'm afraid I am too interested now. I've endured worse, after all. Far too often has my core body been damaged beyond repair, only to come back more driven than before."
He seemed angry by his own admission...
"I will have to get with Sage sometime to experiment. Sonic /did/ find himself in—
"...I'm going to be honest, I'm lost.
We were literally able to mimic Silver's psychokinesis in base form, I don't imagine ice powers are that much harder to acquire. I suppose if I actually KNEW anybody who had them, I could copy it...same goes for the Phantom Ruby, now that I think about it..."
"I mean, I /could/ eat if I...transformed into Sonic. Or anyone else really. I don't need to eat, and frankly it's likely for the better.
What else can you do, oh fleshy counterpart of mine?"
"You just want to see me degrade myself like some sort of tramp. I am above that.
At least when I masquerade as others, it's in their own image!"
"Go on Knucklehead, I'm not stupid! It's been 3-5 business days, where's it at!?"
"SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
𝕊ℍ𝕌𝕋 𝕌ℙ.
I CAN EASILY EARN MONEY ON MY OWN. I'M SIMPLY AMUSED BY TAKING MONEY FROM OTHER PEOPLE."
"I was um...raising funds for something, just taking what I could get. What, are /you/ jealous that you're not special enough to just acquire money effortlessly?
Get out of my sight, wagey."
"Hmhmhmhm. It's all natural, I don't even have to try. I just stand and-
𝕎𝕙𝕠𝕒. Why do you look like that. Forget the silly poses what the hell are you doing with a mouth."
"I'm no farmer, I simply exude aura without effort."
"What people do not understand is that we are naturally built better than them. We display objective superiority, and any misinterpretation of us trying to look greater merely shows how behind they are."
Yes Neo, we see the fit.
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"Where is my money."
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I'll answer things between later tonight or tomorrow! Work has been killer, so please forgive the absence.
|| Dog I'll be real I been busy with work these past two days I know nothing about hating on you. 💀 I see no reason to be rude to anybody here unless provoked, and even that's a stretch.
"I heard somebody once claim I'm /trying/ to look stylish. Incredibly foolish on their part, I just naturally emit a powerful aura."
*poses.*
"Okay child, you have your Bluey, good for you. Now sit down and watch it while I pretend to care."
He looked down at the frog girl, patting her head and gesturing her to sit on the floor.
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"Say that again and I'm deactivating you."
"I MEAN, A MASTERFUL GAMBIT, MASTER NEO. YOU ARE INCREDIBLE AT YOUR CRAFT."
"...Sure, that's convincing enough. It isn't, but I'll take it."
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"...and then I got a Chaos Emerald, a high quality cape, and 20 bucks on the way. Insane, right?"
"OKAY THAT'S COOL BUT WHY DID YOU MASQUERADE AS A CAT GIRL?"
"I was just flipping through random personas and landed on that, I dunno."
"KINDA CRINGE BUT ALRIGHT DUDE."
"S-sexy T-1000...gotcha."
Her confusion was then stomped out with the Emerald thrown right to her.
"...Ah, there we go! I'll be takin this now, lemme know when ya get my emerald. Buh-byyyyyyee~!"
"Great! I'll be back in 3-5 business days, alrighty? Byyyyye~!"
And then she disappeared into a puddle of goop.
"Ooooh, an /eighth/ emerald, hmmm? I woulda guessed somebody'd call that the Master Emerald! Well, I'll gladly take it, purple guy!"
". . ."
She grimaced momentarily. Dammit, now she wants payment.
". . .Gimme a discount and I'll leave ya alone. Nyokay?"
She can probably bother a certain knucklehead for the cash anyway.
"Nyeheh, very well. I WILL be back. I don't forget."
She then melted straight into a puddle and scurried off.
C-can trans people do that...?
