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Gordon Stephen

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As you bathe the stains from my skin only dirt is washed away 'Cause all the bad lays far more deep Please, I don't wanna talk about it

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The time an old lady fat shamed my baby. Subscribe to my YouTube for more.

http://www.youtube.com/@alicerfraser

#AliceFraser #YouTubeComedy #StandupComedy #Comedian

15.02.2026 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We could do with a bit of love. Scotland’s original champions are in danger of toppling out of the SPFL.

14.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the train through Fife to Edinburgh this morning for me. There’s a certain beauty to journeys you’re intimately familiar with.

11.02.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
jenna maroney

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

10.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7725    πŸ” 1803    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 37
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

09.02.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6624    πŸ” 2089    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 530
Ed Miliband 2015 predictions by Josie Long
YouTube video by Caledonian Mumblecore LTD. Ed Miliband 2015 predictions by Josie Long

It’s just going to be this old Josie Long bit, but on a much longer timescale.

youtu.be/r0-toQqNjkA

08.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
guess that PokΓ©mon but it's Texas's 2nd Congressional District

guess that PokΓ©mon but it's Texas's 2nd Congressional District

gotta catch 'em all

07.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been saying for a while now that we’ll finally get chaos with Ed Milliband.

07.02.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guessing you don’t like professional wrestling? We often joke that Wrestlemania is actually Entrancemania.

05.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When Sleigh Bells pops up on random at the perfect time for you.

04.02.2026 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My absolute favourite things playing football, playing a beautifully weighted through ball, putting in a perfect cross.

Modern PL: Big men slapping man meat.

03.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely this is one of the games I’ve watched recently that has least made me want to scratch my eyes out. This is not an endorsement.

03.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never put anything in writing you wouldn’t be willing to stand behind has always been a solid maxim.

03.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16666    πŸ” 4826    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 73

He really just wanted to rate women’s attractiveness out of spite and everything else was luck.

30.01.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly the curse of the tech-adjacent. It’s fairly obvious if you work in software that actual developers are incredibly sceptical (for obvious reasons) those in other roles have swallowed the kool aid and then some.

30.01.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One might argue they deserve this fate.

30.01.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoyed this. Though the touring was obviously relentless, it took me the best part of twenty years to see another band as many times thanks to it.

28.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly your Game of Sisyphus.

26.01.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we 100% sure this guy isn’t just David Cameron in disguise?

14.01.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s giving: β€œCould a depressed person do this?”

13.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I say this despite it being presumably the river under β€œEurope’s widest bridge”, which feels like a suitably dubious claim to fame.

12.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the Roch is not a major feature, perhaps it was once upon a time.

12.01.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Rochdale canal is my regular haunt when at the in-laws. It’s not the sea, or sea adjacent, but it’ll do in a pinch.

12.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have migrated from the Forth to the Tay. I can never live more than a mile from a body of water.

12.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This starts with such a bewildering premise. How did she alight on that?

12.01.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œFree speech fundamentalist” = fundamentally wrong human being. Who knew?

10.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw someone say the new season of Taskmaster is "scraping the barrel" of comedy. One of the announced contestants won the Edinburgh Comedy Award in 2024 and two of the others literally have Oscar nominations for comedy writing. Like... Just say you don't know much about comedy. It's fine.

05.01.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Nic Cage John Madden in the vest

Nic Cage John Madden in the vest

Alan in the video where he is wearing fat prosthetics

Alan in the video where he is wearing fat prosthetics

Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.

26.12.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 678    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7

Yer Da shouts at hotels is absolutely brutal. Hats off.

20.12.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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