Scott

The Sun 😏

It was a kick around for retired footballers and overweight celebs. Shite.

This is just like when Ross and Rachel broke up in Friends. SAD!

BREAKING! Nigel Farage has turned up at the White House with a box of KFC and a fishing rod!

Manchester United signed VDS in his 30's and was amazing for us.

Excellent keeper, massive upgrade on Onana. He's not top tier but has an extremely solid game.

Hard faced cow.

Jason Wilcox and Christopher Vivell behind recruitment these days, it's like night and day to Woodward/Murtough era

I think Casemiro probably stays and leaves on a free next summer. He still offers something, unlike Sancho and Rashford, who are toxic.

Nobody would question Amad talent but their are questions to be asked about the amount of injuries he gets. He's still young but Manchester United need some consistency in regards of him being available for the majority of the season.

Things haven't changed much.

That's your luck 😏

I went to see @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social at Manchester O2 Apollo last night. So so funny. Tears of joy. Totally recommend. 👌

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Teamtalk 😉

Real Madrid 8 City 0 😏

Jeremy Clarkson says that he would rather have Putin rule the UK than Starmer. Here is in hospital with Alexander Litvinenko (a British-naturalised Russian defector and prominent critic of Putin - who was murdered by poisoning with polonium-210)

One cold and bitter Thursday in Munich, Germany

Eight great football stalwarts conceded victory

Eight men will never play again who met destruction there

The flowers of English football, the flowers of Manchester #MUFC 🔴

Not a bad deal considering we paid €15m for him. Had a very bad injury so to get €10m & a sell on for him would be a good amount 👍 #MUFC

Hence Ruben smashing up the dressing room 😉

Ornstein reported it, so it's solid.

Make Shaw available for 5m. I'm sure somebody would take a risk for that price.

I think Ayden Heaven signing could be more of a threat to Luke Shaw as he plays LCB. The brief appearances under Amorim have seen Luke Shaw player LCB rather than LWB. I think playing WB would break Shaw in 10 minutes. 😉

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Jeremy Clarkson was unavailable for comment.

Collyer not just stopping the ball crossing the line but lifting it with his clearance so it didn’t just go straight to a Fulham player to knock in. Well played 👏🏼

We want to give them wins, today we did it. But we need to improve a lot and we are going to do that." [TNT] #mufc

What a man 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Ruben Amorim: "The fans deserve it. It's amazing. It's not normal. I know you guys are used to this environment, but it's not normal. Congratulations to our fans. It's a big privilege to work for this club and give them wins.

Feel for Hojlund. There’s a player there but it’s frankly ridiculous he’s had to shoulder the burden of being the only genuine striker at the club. In an ideal world, they’d have gone for Kane - who Ten Hag wanted - and he’d have been an understudy.