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@theautist.bsky.social

Proud Mancunian. Lifelong MUFC fan. Diagnosed autist and proud of being a weird conversationalist. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people. I only use Bluesky as a tool to bitch about things I have no control over. Avid Atheist.

237 Followers  |  81 Following  |  2,775 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.9047

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Agreed on all points mate.

02.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be interesting to see what could have motivated a 32 year old guy to jump on a train and stab everyone. The plod are quite insistent it's not a terror (religious) attack.

02.11.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Trump administration is doing deals with Cartels. Thats why boats are being randomly blown to bits. They're being told which boats to target.

02.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hardly the Costa Del Crime. Who hides out in Skeggy ffs?

02.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 02.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He'll have a bone to pick with Norway next. Watch.

02.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump now picking on Nigeria. Isn't it really weird how he's only attacking the small, powerless natural resources-rich countries?

02.11.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were this lady, I'd just be grateful for looking like that. Wow.

02.11.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An X Ray image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto.

02.11.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will Smith. The Bell Prince of Fresh Air.

02.11.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe the Dodgers somehow won it all again. Jesus what a superb series that was. Nothing but love and commiserations for the Blue Jays. #WorldSeries

02.11.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have TNT Sports you should watch this World Series game 7. It'll be absolutely insane as a sporting spectacle.

01.11.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right.

01.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What am I looking for?

01.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved the old Hockenheim. One of my favourite ever F1 memories was whn Rubens won his first race and cried for hours!

01.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This train stabbing in Cambridge sounds pretty serious.

It'll be those Catholics again...

01.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Leny Yoro badly out of shape? I don't understand why he keeps getting subbed for a like for like cb.

01.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quicker for Dyche to notice than Amorim.

01.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My main concern about today's game is how easy it was for Dyche to notice what was happening in the 1st half and make a slight adjustment to overload Dalot and that's it, we're shit again.

01.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't be surprised if Don Junior gets shot in the throat anytime soon.

01.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That'll do. Now let's go on and win this game.

01.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ignore me. I didnt notice he'd already been subbed!

01.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take Dalot off for a centre back, shift Shaw out wide.

01.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*than*

01.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm crying. I'm not on any other Social media but this one. My mate is on Instagram so he shared this with me. A girl posted a heavily edited pic of herself with the hashtag 'natural'. Someone commented underneath it, "Natural? That pic has been touched up nore then a vulnerable choir boy."

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01.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Winter duvet just went on. I can't hold it off any longer. Froze my plums off last night so the heavy hitting duvet is on.

01.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough!

01.11.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh right! Yeah I don't see your original comment as harsh. Fair, not harsh.

01.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 53 mate. I have no idea what these picture things mean!

01.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Harsh?

01.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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