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I’m listening to The Griffin Sister’s Greatest Hits (almost done), and then reading the new Rachel Hawkins (The Storm) on Kindle and Future Saints by Ashley Winstead in hardback

Hannah Waddingham was RIGHT THERE.

Is it just me or did the commentators just describe Pavia like one would describe a choad? “He’s not long but he is thick”….

I’m going to an engagement party later and have no idea what to bring the newly engaged couple. Wine? Liquor? They’ve been engaged for three days so they’re not exactly registered anywhere.

We’re settling in pretty well! Big brother is still not super happy about the new addition….

I still know both grandparents, our home phone in GA, and my best friend from high school’s landline. Only one of those numbers is still in service lol.

Now I’m hearing it’s a boy 😂 which honestly makes more sense bc orange.

Jolene (Jojo) has also been suggested

This little orange GIRL* (!!) is coming home with me soon and needs a name! Suggestions? So far we’ve got Fiona and Daphne.

*her current mom says girl, but as orange girls are rare, still to be confirmed

What if the rapture happens in the middle of my Brazilian later? Am I doomed to walk the earth lopsided for the next four weeks?

Lauren Graham looks so goddamn good. It’s criminal she was never nominated for GG OR Parenthood.

Sometimes I watch the new GBBOs and think….Mary Berry would NEVER.

Things I remembered to get/bring for my lesson this week: a giant water, my own crop bc I’m tired of using a dressage whip, gloves bc the rubber reins are weirdly sticky and give me the ick, max strength deodorant, and a snack.

Oh it did mine as well. I’m usually a crier when I’m frustrated or mad and this time I called my mom on FaceTime and didn’t say hello, just said “LOOK AT WHAT YOUR DUMBASS ELDEST DAUGHTER JUST DID”. Now I have to manage to mount the new one without dropping it. Say a prayer.

A downside of living alone: moving a tv. I was carrying it fine, then bumped into my entertainment center with my hip, and dropped it. Completely shattered it. Expensive Saturday/Sunday at my house

So my mom is the person who told me to read the books back in the late aughts. My youngest sister’s name is Claire. Recently I was like “WAIT DID YOU?” but no, she read them in like 2006 and she was born in 2003 lol

Of ALL the names 🤨 character aside, no one is ever gonna say it right lol

I took a selfie after my hair appointment today. For the first time I can see the difference/weight loss. It’s a MINDFUCK. I feel like it’s a picture of a stranger.

Left: early June, ~2 weeks before surgery
Right: today

Anyone who, uh, “sails the high seas”: where are we finding tv shows these days? #pirates

I just started watching the new Project Runway and I can’t decide who I want to go home more. There’s some real annoying people this season.

Watching Season 1 of the Great British Sewing Bee and I would die for Ann.

It did! I didn’t make an ass out of myself and the instructor was impressed with how well i snapped back into it. My whole body hurts already.

There was a video on TikTok that picked up in the middle of Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang and I was like a goddamn sleeper agent

forgotten literally everything. It’s been 20 years since I had a real lesson. My mind knows the steps of everything, but i don’t know that my body will be able to put two and two together. I have no desire to ever show again, I just don’t want to make a fool out of myself.

The end.

My riding lesson is tomorrow and I am nervous: a thread.

I rode competitively from 9-18ish, mostly eventing but some jumpers and ill advised hunter shows as well. I was never going to the Olympics, but I was decently good. I was fearless, had a great seat and soft hands. I’m TERRIFIED that I’ve

A small pile of money later and I’m officially equipped for my first riding lesson in 20 years on Tuesday. The cost of this sport hits different when it’s YOUR grown up money footing the bill and not your parents 😂

It definitely is! Still a ways to go :)

One month post surgery and I’m officially down 35 pounds. It’s still a mindfuck because I can’t see the changes except in that my bras and pants are too big. Eating is still an adventure (aka struggle) but it’s getting easier!

Man, people are REALLY PRESSED that BOMB is “changing canon” huh?

a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said

Roles are easier to get when you can actually act.