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Wow who could have predicted this outcome?

12.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cars should refuse to turn on CarPlay until you buckle your seat belt. It would be as or more effective 😂

12.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can make a decent sandwich but they have to be the right kind— straight up cold cuts I agree. Salads are even worse.

07.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Glad you took the time!!!

05.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay but you know how Saint John is Sinjin? I kinda want this to be SinSeb or something like that because it just makes it funnier.

22.01.2026 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oh or that, I say no and then click out when they try to get more info! Gotta register my (futile) displeasure 😂

13.01.2026 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I give them one star on purpose when they do that 😂

12.01.2026 13:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I swear old people used to look older and I don’t think it’s just that I’m old now 😂

07.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Loved those! Did you read her twelve houses books? Unrelated series I love as much if not more.

06.01.2026 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy Hanukkah!

15.12.2025 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RELATABLE

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My sister’s reaction was that’s too emo and it made me think is this Patrick Stump bear?

08.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When they graduate get them an electronic photo frame to save their memes to

08.11.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love the colored lights in the pumpkins! That’s aces!

01.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Noooo where is the kid who upends the bucket for you

01.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean if they were dedicated that wouldn’t make a difference!!!

01.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me last year when I had no trick or treaters. This year I didn’t bother, just went out shopping 😂

01.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is not, just a straight up tin man. Now I lowkey want gender swapped Dorothy and the Tin man. Or sexy dude tin man I suppose. Do you think sexy dude tin man is shirtless with silver paint? (Abs not optional)

01.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poall: best couples costume: Dorothy and the Tin man or Gilligan and the skipper

31.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Potentially in the top ten dorky things o do but sometimes “I appreciate you” lands so much better than thank you

31.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol that was why I fought myself on it— I knew you wouldn’t have seen it AND YET

31.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“The Schrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic. But the weddings are a bleak affair.” Can’t resist this The Office quote in response.

31.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Once your wedding is over store the dress in the coffin since you won’t need it again or the coffin for a while

31.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay but I can’t stand Doritos and yet i would try those

31.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Overheard at bar: if I can buy a coffin at Costco, why can’t I buy a wedding dress? #valid

31.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your sweater is so cute! Ilit!

31.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay but just think how sexy would the last time change date be.

26.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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