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i don't either. why did you reply in the first place?

09.02.2026 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's as much politics as leaving the TV on during commercials. the idea isn't that it's actually doing much, just that simply *not* being a racist piece of shit (even if doing so in complete ambivalence) is political *because* racist pieces of shit made it political

09.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just gonna point out that simply leaving the TV on (even if you're in the bathroom or mute it or whatever) is working against whatever this racist asshole is trying to accomplish, whether they're aware of it or not

09.02.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this legitimately healed something in a subset of our Littles

children deserve to be accepted/celebrated for who they are in public, even in front of a national/global audience

06.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it should be a meteorological crime to say it's "mostly cloudy" when the cloud ceiling is 40,000 feet

those wispy ass clouds aren't doing shit

02.02.2026 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was around 9pm and I know they have quotas and are often closely monitored, so slowing down that much and being stuck behind another truck for very long could be a huge problem.

And, we have fucked-up joints. Even a near-miss like that can move things out of place, especially in the upper body.

30.01.2026 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ŠSo as we were approaching at speed (75mph), the last of the 3 decided to move into the left lane to get around the other two. I guess the driver didn't look.

They realized their mistake before fully moving in front of us, but we had to slam cut our speed in half within seconds to avoid a crash.

30.01.2026 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ŠI'm blaming late stage capitalism for the fact that our left shoulder is currently fucked

Within the last 15 minutes of today's drive, we were in the left lane (of 2 lanes) on I-40. Three semis were lined up in the right lane because the one in front had their hazards on & was going ~40mph

1/

30.01.2026 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like ngl the missing trash can is what's really throwing me

26.01.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this may be the most surreal motel experience I've ever had

1. checked in w/ a video kiosk, no one at the front desk

2. notably absent:
- trash can
- landline
- clock
- freezer section in mini fridge
- microwave

3. 90% of TV channels are far right news (this is LA) or niche religious networks

26.01.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yesterday i got rick-rolled in the wild

an older middle aged dude was playing 80s music on his phone and happened to be on "never gonna give you up" as he approached the mountaintop vista where i was getting pictures

honestly the highlight of my year so far

20.01.2026 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHO THE FUCK WEARS PERFUME TO CLIMB A GODDAMN MOUNTAIN

14.01.2026 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

san diego is by definition a desert and you can't convince me otherwise

it just happens to be a desert with some drought resistant vegetation & somehow mosquitoes. which isn't fair.

13.01.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I AM HALFWAY UP A FUCKING MOUNTAIN AND I CAN HEAR A MOTHERFUCKING LEAF BLOWER

13.01.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah to be fair the one at Disneyland isn't a show, it's a ride, so the boulder is secured/not *actually* loose, just like, suspended and slowly rolling over you as the ride car dives under it. still terrifying to a young child

11.01.2026 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Disney World Worker Bowled Over By 400-Pound Runaway โ€˜Raiders Of The Lost Arkโ€™ Prop Boulder A Disney World worker was bowled over by a 400-pound fake boulder that's part of the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular in Orlando, Florida.

holy fuck, one of my childhood fears was the boulder in the Disneyland Indiana Jones ride somehow actually running us over and THEN THIS FUCKING HAPPENS???

deadline.com/2025/12/walt...

11.01.2026 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, all the laws in the Torah, that is. which is why any Christian quoting Leviticus has no clue what they're talking about.

10.01.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10 commandments are Jewish. technically speaking, Christians believe Jesus negated everything in the Torah in favor of two commandments: love your God supremely and love your neighbor as yourself

even in the original 10 commandments, "don't kill" is second to "i'm the only God"

10.01.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who the fuck wears perfume to the beach

04.01.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

last but not least: a grown man lifting a whole rock to take pictures of the critters living under it

04.01.2026 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new addition: grown adults encouraging children to dip their shoes in the pools to rinse off the sand

honorary mention: just fucking dozens of poorly supervised (or entirely unsupervised) children

04.01.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

today we've borne witness to the most fucking egregious violations of basic tidepool etiquette

parents encouraging their kids to pick up and examine random sealife

grown adults dipping their feet in tidepools to rinse off sand

DOGS. at least half a dozen FUCKING. DOGS. frolicking in the pools.

04.01.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can't even process what just happened in this women's restroom line at Love's near the NM/AZ border

my gender presentation today is mixed & i'm due for a shave. so a middle aged woman referred to me as a man, then CORRECTED HERSELF to "person"

i was prepared to be hate crimed & I'm so confused

30.12.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hit shuffle on my "fuck you" playlist bc I'm feeling a certain way abt a certain ex

& it gave me cee-lo green's "fuck you" followed directly by gayle's "abcdefu"

just. straight to the point.

24.12.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

national debt is a bullshit metric too often used to fearmonger the public out of supporting government spending on social welfare, infrastructure, etc. i'd really rather focus on things like inflation or cumulative student/consumer debt.

19.12.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โœŒ๏ธ on one hand: we fucking love the staging of this production of RENT. very immersive and fun

on the other: it is deeply ironic that, aside from our mom, we're the only audience member wearing a mask

19.12.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŒนthis was both an incredibly brave and an incredibly poorly timed move bc now it's almost 4am & i don't see my therapist until the 18th so idk what to do with this knowledge other than maybe write about it

08.12.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŒนgenuinely shaking bc it took me FOUR YEARS to muster the courage to check old messages to corroborate my memory of a pivotal event in my last serious relationship

i checked. i was right. they were wrong. i already knew this. but now i have it in their words. this is more than i hoped to find

08.12.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

p!nk's "blow me (one last kiss)" has started showing up on my tidal playlists as just "blow me"

which is 1000% the vibe she was going for but was not the title of a single she could drop in ~2012

this brings me an unexpected amount of joy

01.12.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has been the case for a few months now. At least since late September.

26.11.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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