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Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies. 
 
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York. 
 
 Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice

I feel like maybe some people might be starting to understand why you can’t let lying and cheating and stealing and corruption and graft and extortion and rape and murder go unpunished

pigeons have body cams but not ice

maybe I'm being unfair but this is a country famous for their unnecessarily decorated walls and ceilings

i wish they decorated the course better. it's all steel beams and plywood

watching the skeleton, coolest name for an Olympic event ever

Closeup photo of Kate, a pale person in a golden-yellow hoodie holding a big-ass maple leaf, leaning against a tree, and smiling at the camera like she's super employable. Text says “hire me! *editing *writing *research”

Photo of Kate, a person with long hair wearing a rainbow hoodie sitting on a rocky cliff looking out over the sea. Text says “skills + offerings: *copyediting + proofreading *science + medical writing *book + podcast research *teaching + mentoring *custom stickers *guest lectures *animal facts** *copywriting **if this isn’t a job, it should be. i’d be amazing at it”

Closeup selfie of Kate, a pale person in a golden-yellow hoodie holding a sheet of yellow star stickers and mugging for the camera. Text says “other ways to help: *sending snacks +/or encouragement *ordering from +/or promoting BigChallenges.shop *forwarding job + gig postings”

hi all. times are bad, and i'm still looking for work. if you or anyone you know need an editor, book/podcast researcher, sticker artist, or shrimp facts vending machine, i'm your guy. (details in images & image descriptions.)

oh sorry I was talking about the Olympians

why are curlers so hot tho

we do! we have the technology.

when u see some fucked up shit on public media it's called PBSD

hey everyone,,Zooey Deschanel and that fat guy from the internet are doing praxis

a man in a yellow shirt and suspenders stands in front of a stone wall Alt: Jim Carrey in a yellow shirt and suspenders stands in front of a stone wall saying "LOSER"

la-hoo, za-hersssss

The Trump administration said on Thursday that it was ending its immigration enforcement surge in Minnesota. During the operation that was met with protests and opposition from local officials, federal agents made thousands of arrests and fatally shot two U.S. citizens. trib.al/BJFq9PV

what am i supposed to do, step up my own game? learn something about anything? suck my dick

TIL the famous line from when Gandalf fought the Balrog in Moria "You Shall Not Pass" was a famous anti-fascist slogan during the Spanish Civil War "¡No pasarán!"

Yeah I live in LA, which I'm convinced was designed by sociopaths to generate revenue for auto mechanics and accident lawyers

urban design should be centered around walkability

one of my favorite things is going for walks. love feeling the ground under my feet

before we can be bros you gotta promise to throw urself on the funeral pyre if i die first

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

they ain't ready

Trump administration's changes to the CFPB cost Americans $19B, a new report says The Trump administration has significantly reduced the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's activities over the past year.

Another ridiculous price tag that Trump is forcing you to pay.
 
This is YOUR money.
 
You deserve a government that works for you, not against you and your financial interests.

I'm sick and tired of getting emails about an event happening the next day. bro who clears their inbox *every day* that's insane

i don't see what's so hard to understand. it's pretty simple...
immediately: phone call
today/ tomorrow: text message
this week/ next week: email
this month/ next month: mail

quiet peaceful moments away from artificial lights feel great

compared to whatever Trump is doing, toupees seem pretty classy

the giant princess sticker really ties it all together

i think Rappaport was out of line, even if he didn't intend it. but i also think Colton is lowkey a sociopath. two things can be true at the same time

creamy colored cat wearing glasses and crying in front of a laptop

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