Tom

r u a lil guy?

good video!

her parents named her accurately 😂

people are stealing hawks??!? messed up

Worrying is like worshipping the problem.

Mayor Eric Adams, fresh off ending his mayoral reelection bid and resigning himself to serving only one-term as mayor, jetted off over the weekend to Albania for four full days on taxpayer dime.

Incredible! Wow! Historic! Nothing fishy here!

Go get 'em Mayor Adams!
hellgatenyc.com/albania-adams/

YouTube video by Rage Darkwing Duck Theme - Full Version

it's me, your cousin Mallard. you know that new sound you've been looking for? well listen to THIS youtu.be/z_75Gjpmi1k?...

it was for me, definitely. i think maybe i had heard the term before P.R. but never really knew what it meant

Comic. “Measure [Twice], cut [Once]” -Carpenty Proverb. [Scatter plot with number of measurements on y axis and number of cuts on x axis. Points in a descending line on graph: surveyor, surgeon, good carpenter, careless carpenter, really bad carpenter, serial killer]

Measure Twice, Cut Once

xkcd.com/3149/

The Fellowship of the R.I.N.G. (Really Important Nuclear Gizmo)

new idea! A Lord of the Rings story set in the world of Fallout. Set hundreds of years after any of the existing storylines, we follow a group of humble Vault Dwellers as they are given a quest by a very old robot. Dúnedain are Super Mutants, Elves are Ghouls, and Dwarves are BoS

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just finished s1, i loved it and want 6 more seasons

have you high fived anyone yet today? it's good for eye hand coordination and for friendship

I like teef

A SKELATAN IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY ONE TRYEN TO KICK THERE A$$ AND YELL AT THEM AND IT SAY'S " DONT LIKE ME , NO SURPISE, I HAVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS " ,,,MORE THOGHT'S ON patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT LIKE ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Trump defends use of U.S. military against 'enemy within' Earlier, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the purpose of the department would exclusively be "war fighting."

JUST IN: President Trump has told top U.S. commanders that the military would be used against "enemy within."

bought by the Saudis and Jared Kushner?!? yeah The Sims: Secret Police State might be a little awkward

yeah if they're clearly making light of something you're serious about then it's probably not the group chat for you. but you mentioned passive aggressive ness, that can sometimes be vague. I'd say respond directly to what they're saying asking what they mean. cut thru the vaguery

it was an old Johnny Carson bit. he'd make the dumbest, most tasteless Abraham Lincoln jokes then say "...too soon?"

written communication is tough, because whenever i read something I'm casting voice actors in my head. if my brain casts Margot Martindale for your texts, I'll assume you're cool and wise. if it casts Pauly Shore, I'll assume you're a twat

i know that feeling, and it's rough. try to assume good intent until you have evidence otherwise. most people aren't prats

Featuring graphics (and a link) to graphics I made illustrating just how bad things may have gotten if we *didn’t* act to mitigate the ozone hole!

www.earthobservatory.nasa.gov/features/Wor...

is bravado Turkish for bribery

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you're good at it or not.

yes! it's hard for me when people don't like me.

but if people don't like me for who I am then I've learned much more about them. if people don't like some fake or performed version of me, then I'm left wondering.

they warped my fragile mind!

“Just be yourself” can sound like cliché and bad advice, because honestly, it goes badly sometimes. It can hurt. Some people will reject you. But the reason it’s worth it is that when things do work out, it’s with people who really like the real you, and that feels so much better than pretending.

looks like a hot glue gun! if i break something I'm going to Michael's