@cjelex.bsky.social
Loathsome Dung Eater
did they really make the cowgirl the cafe manager?
25.10.2025 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jerker .io
24.10.2025 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WankAuras
24.10.2025 22:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Guy who looks up a JOI only for there to be sex toys listed as requirements: "God I hate how you can't play without addons nowadays"
24.10.2025 22:16 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1a shiv at 1 hp is a shiv at full hp
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ok but what if we unban protoss one more time?
24.10.2025 17:48 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This brunch is for BAD B***HES only
24.10.2025 17:09 β π 479 π 169 π¬ 3 π 5STOP DA FUCKIN MOVIE
THIS GUY PAID $5 TO UPDATE DA TVTROPES PAGE
Ok but what if there's a deck that ethically summons Barrier Statue of the Abyss?
24.10.2025 16:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I do gotta ask, why not just ban all the barrier statues while you're at it?
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THE BANKS ARE OUT OF HITLERS!
24.10.2025 16:33 β π 37 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm imagining a parent of an iPad kid who sees their kid scrolling and goes βDamn their algos goatedβ and so they log in to their babyβs account to see what vids theyβre getting.
24.10.2025 01:45 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video
23.10.2025 22:06 β π 964 π 373 π¬ 33 π 18Itβs this sort of sports analysis that seperates you from the hacks on ESPN Jon
24.10.2025 01:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It pains me to admit that the MTG card that looks the most like a Yugioh card is most likely Loot
23.10.2025 23:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You do have a free clip of your boss saying "Cute and Funny" to use whenever he's talking shit
23.10.2025 23:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I've been informed that i am sexist for not having any women in the Department of Swag so I am going to start petitioning for Lori Lightfoot
23.10.2025 21:53 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Current State Kanye is too far gone to be funny, but I think we could get him medicated and through rehab, and get him a position once he's out.
23.10.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sure Thing Locks at the Department of Swag: Eric Adams, Donald Trump, Curtis Sliwa, George Santos
Soon to be in consideration: Stephen A Smith, Graham Planter, The Rock
2030 Dark Horses: Shane Gillis, Stavros, Pat Mcafee
School 2 and Department of Swag will be my cornerstone policies
23.10.2025 21:08 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#1 curious george on gamecube fan
23.10.2025 19:35 β π 82 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0gaming was dire in the 2000s...
23.10.2025 18:57 β π 1120 π 249 π¬ 51 π 16MAMDANI, on Bill Ackman:
β.. He's spending more money against me than I would even tax him!"
@casestudyqb.bsky.social #NYC
penis 20 points
balls 15 points per ball
boobs 5 points each
if u want 1 penis 2 balls u can run chaos ruler but cant afford boobs
The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible
23.10.2025 09:28 β π 619 π 100 π¬ 23 π 31Hollywood executives actually believe that this is the future of movies
23.10.2025 13:49 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt believe you guys got Vin Diesel to play Mickey Mouse
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