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Graves, speedpaint on Youtube

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

For the first time in Super Bowl history we are seeing an NFC vs AFC matchup. Truly an event for the ages

Not the ruling database calling out Farfa's master saga gameplay lmao

I agree and I also think it should hurt really bad

Would you believe the Ekko game is even worse where it ends with him hugging and being comforted by a literal fascist cyborg who hunts Zaunites for sport?

Your record this season has been amazing, but recency bias is really gonna hurt you in the end of season awards

*video essayist at a chinese restaurant* "I'm not even gonna attempt at pronouncing that!"

We’re proud to present the debut of Donkey Dong Cunty performing “Snake Eater.” Huge thanks to Rock M Sakura for transforming Rocco into his drag persona!

You know you got a good mythic+ group when your tank is named this
You know you got an awful mythic+ group when your healer is named this

could never say no

The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

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which wotc did he link?

Shpee just forgot that since you were carrying the kid you weren't have periods for a while.

homer simpson yelling "woo hoo"

you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy

Flavor of the month slop. Ball and cup is the game with real staying power

how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?

do you have any lemons?

Life hack, squeeze lemon juice directly into your penis hole

The Sopranos Happy Ending
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Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)

Important message for Rob schneider Actor

huge news

You’re famous! You can appear on javdle!

You and peeps 100% gotta do a deadlock night

in testing I saw the familiars fuck up the sinner's machine timing exactly 1 time, but every following time i've tested it they've done it perfectly, so now i'm deeply paranoid about how they work

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