Demimonde, a Back Roll Baddie

Maurielle needs a raise for this

If you all knew what I was going through right now. I am really just trying to be cool LOL

I'm learning to be smart enough to outsource the people on the timeline that I know do the thing that I need.

Also my father is not answering the phone LOL. So I am tapping into all of the other fathers that I know on the internet 😂😂

I have a dumb ass question and I need the biggest hater of warming things being plugged up to report to my mentions AKA the heater unplugger himself @cerromerussell.blacksky.app 😂😂

Two fish, a clam strip, fry and hush puppies? And when I get home I'm going to eat me some broccoli because I need some greenery behind that. A delicious fucking time

Berry Street health ads were literally taking over my life. So I decided to check them out only for them motherfuckers not to take my health insurance lol

And that is not the way to be in any type of life

I'm not afraid to ask for what I need. That's how a lot of bitches be out here with nothing!

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a woman from wild cards says " we 're 100 % here to work " ALT: a woman from wild cards says " we 're 100 % here to work "

I need someone to help find me a coffee and an end table, I need someone to help me choose my dining room chairs that will complement the current furniture, I need 7 rugs & runners and new bedroom lamps.

I have $9 and 4 holes.

50 fucking 1! And I wish I remembered the brand right now. But it was an inexpensive one, too

Which brand? I saw one and it had 51 grams of carbs and I almost threw the box on the floor in the grocery store

My neighborhood bakery does this. Last hour of the day, they have a clear the case sale. 50% off anything in glass cases. It's amazing

Okay but sometimes you do got to lock in!

Wingsnob sent me an email saying that they miss me and they had a coupon for a free six piece. So I pulled up and I got my free six piece. And this six piece ain't tasting like y'all missed me, it's tasting like y'all niggas never want me to come back.

Did anyone show @solomonmissouri.bsky.social Mayor Mary's wedding photos? Our girl put that press and curl under that veil!

That pie was not good. 🥴

Everything ends with them running away and going to T.J. Maxx together. Nobody loves T.j Maxx like My Daddy, my child and my Mama. My parents have been divorced about 31 years now, but her influence was obviously very strong. That is the only credit card My Daddy has 😂😂

I asked a Daddy how much paint did I need for a wall and he said Courtney why wouldn't you get the whole gallon and I said I felt like a quart would be enough. He said okay and if I get over there and it's not enough paint, me and my baby leaving.

Daddy please 😂😂

I want CURE insurance to pay for their crimes immediately! They single-handedly have increased my workload by at least 25% in the last 3 months

Not the Mayor elect said okay y'all are going to tell all my business but let me send y'all the pictures of my wedding and that wedding dress was absolutely gorgeous. I wondered did she get that from Pink Poodle??!

See, ER wasn't even on cable!! But no I get you, trust me.

I'm trying to recollect her memory with something that was in syndication for years afterwards, LOL. Nik don't give new TV show vibes

He was in ER 20 years ago 😂😂

a boy and a girl are sitting on a bus and the girl is asking if the boy is stupid or something ALT: a boy and a girl are sitting on a bus and the girl is asking if the boy is stupid or something

I'm on the phone with House counsel. He asked me about a report on a claim. I tell him I can't run it because it was a hit and run. He says so there's no VIN?

I say Matt, a hit and run.

He then says to me frustrated so you don't know the VIN?

Bitch I know you fucking playing with me right now.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

Tell me your favorite character from a book.

Tell me your favorite cookbook.

Tell me your favorite clothing designer.

NO MORE OF Y'ALL DATING TAKES BEFORE NOON Y'ALL PLEAAAAAASE

I do it like this when I'm just using the Bacon fat but to cook it like this on a regular Tuesday? You're chaotic and I like it

😂😂😂😂

"Why baby got to go to school today? I don't have to go to work!"

Daddy they are in 6th grade, they need all of the learning they can get