Demimonde, a Back Roll Baddie

Just frightened. That shit hit me HARD! Like you waited 36 years?!?!

Mal. I said "I know my pussy ain't smelling like THAT!!" VERY loudly. My child came to check on me 😂😂😂😂

I also did not think that I was affected by asparagus until yesterday. Maybe I just never ate enough asparagus because yesterday was the scariest shit that ever happened and I was about to be immediately on my way to CVS

I am currently putting Tiger Balm on my shit

Every morning, I wake up with dreams of being a City Girl but I can't put on my own lashes so Jill Scott it is. Same nasty, maybe even more..... just with a 401K and a little back pain. 😂😂

If I am paying you a salary a month in child support, we are either getting back together or somebody is going to see the inside of a casket

I'm doing my best!!

😂😂😂

We here!

AND CAINT NOBODY WHOOP HIM!

Shout out to all my fellow big booty bitches with short arms. Lil fine ass Tyrannosaurus Rex hoes

I wanna measure my wingspan. Shit like a yard😂

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"sigma" is sending me SO BAD Because I don't think a single man has ever identified himself as such

Goddamn inflation hit the candy?!!!

I want to know what was they smoking after they made Heartbreak Hotel. Cuz I KNOW Faith in Whitney was on some shit, and then sang about Jesus at the end

Meanwhile, I'm still in here doing Middle School dioramas. Something told me I should have never went to the clinic that one time. Would have been almost finished. 😂😂

I agree with you on Amy, but crack has brought us some of the best music of our lives.

Ready to go out for milk & Newports and never come back baby

Deon Cole getting death threats after the tourette's joke at the image awards just lets you know how very ridiculous white people are.

You know as my child ages? I start to understand this viewpoint more and more.

That girl really said if you like my questions y'all should pay for them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A screenshot of the fan voting of the Rock and roll Hall of Fame. My choices are Luther Vandross, Wu-Tang Clan, Mariah Carey, New Edition, Sade.

Me everyday until voting is over:

Bruno says it looks like raiiiiin!

A 12yo son to his Grandma inside the Sears dressing room in 1988:

As someone who has rewatched the original several times, I love seeing your observations because I've been waiting for a fellow smart watch it LOL

He then called me at 8 to tell me this because I didn't respond to his text, so he was worried I might NOT call him thinking he'd be at work if I needed him.

You want to be in my Daddy group chat? Today at 4:30 a.m, he text us that he was taking a sick day because there's no overtime at work this week so he doesn't think that he should go for the whole week To give somebody else a chance at some. 😂

We were having a conversation about where the highest concentration of scammers are, Nigeria or Atlanta? And I piped in and said the actual final boss of scammers is the Black gay bottom with a corporate AMEX.

I just saw something that made me scream and it lets me know y'all are so fucking unserious on this goddamn website