Lance In A Trance

Nah, Skrillex dropping the mixtape on a Dropbox link is the EDM equivalent of a DatPiff drop. Mr. Moore I forgot about your game, and I am so sorry.

Trump Live Updates: Markets Wobble as China Tariffs Deepen U.S. Trade War

President Trump is canceling 83% of the programs run by the USAID, Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced on Monday. The remaining programs would be administered by the State Department. Follow live updates.

That Sam Seder Jubilee interview was eye opening in the worst fucking way.

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”

more videogames should include parasitism as a mechanic. there need to be more gross little things that infest your inventory and take up item slots.

*spits out drink*

"Euurgh, this is full of artifacting!"

*Looks at carton in the fridge*

"Ah... Jpegnog"

How the Right and the MAHA Movement Have Co-opted ‘Crunchy’ Once, eating whole foods and avoiding toxins was associated with a lefty worldview. Now, being a “crunchy mom” is more often about “health freedom.”

Once, being “crunchy” by eating whole foods and avoiding toxins was associated with a lefty worldview, Lisa Miller writes. But with the rise of “crunchy” moms and the election of Donald Trump, the term has evolved again, overlapping with a politically right cry of health freedom and choice.

To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.

Factor B’s álbum is releasing on 1/17/25

I can’t tell you how excited I am

Read this

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

On the 9th day, god made the cool ranch flavor

That along with “brings value” or “take ownership” for me 🙂😒

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

Room 1.5 never fails to go the fuck off.

A new study ranked the best and worst U.S. cities on their “dating friendliness” based on metrics across three categories: “economics,” “fun and recreation” and “dating opportunities.” Here are the cities that ranked best and worst. nyti.ms/41rxvle

It might be time to genuinely retire the lanceanjuna handle (not for any animosity of course, but just because of a need of freshness)

Kendrick’s unbridled hate inspires me to go harder at everything.

if you're the type of person who threatens game developers with not buying their game i need you to understand most of us will simply be happy you're not gonna buy our game and so won't be able to act like you own us cause you put down $5-20 one time

💙💙💙

This is going to save hospitals a lot of money !

www.pennmedicine.org/news/news-re...

Please treat game developers with respect.

You have no idea of what they are advocating for you on your behalf and by being toxic or negative and forcing them to make changes and playing armchair gamedev you are inevitably pushing your BIGGEST CHAMPIONS out of the room.

Yes. This experiment will work if you make it your own. Customize your experience, build new ones, make a social network that can be controlled by the people who use it an idea we do not go back on.

You fool. You child. Assembling all my 2024 most listened to tracks in one playlist means it will end up as my 2025 playlist too.

sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched

I'd like to remind everyone that Kendrick Lamar said in a blanket statement that he doesn't respect white comedians who disrespect Black women and Andrew Schulz and everyone who has ever heard Andrew Schultz knew exactly who Kendrick was talking about. That's something.

A gamer is a gamer no matter how good or bad they are at video games. 🗣️💯