tom whistom

Much family-friendly excellence coming to #edfringe this summer, and we heartily recommend e.g. @matricardo.bsky.social, @foxdogstudios.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social, Comedy Sportz and @katiepritchards.bsky.social in A Jaffa Cake Musical!

🎟️ www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk/2025/06/18/e...

Much gig goodness coming to Glasgow Comedy Festival (glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/) this month, go see e.g.
@thehornesection.bsky.social!
Gabriel Featherstone!
@sueharrison123.bsky.social!
@herring1967.bsky.social!
@tomwhistom.bsky.social!
Stephen Carlin!
Dee Allum!
@roscomcc.bsky.social!

Problematic director list:
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)

Yet another Champs-Elysses bit? How many can he hold in one hand?!

berlin brandenberg airport terminal 2 specifically this skeet is for you:

👎👎👎 boo berlin brandenberg airport terminal 2 👎👎👊🥊👎 u suck no one i know likes u 👎👎👎💨👊🥊 ur empty and lifeless and wrong 👎👎

positive social media!!!! (he says, logging back on here for the first time in over a year, proof that the diet didn’t work but eating as bad as he was was unsustainable so here he is, back on the carrot juice, and it doesn’t taste much better but at least this time his attitude is slightly better)

Did somebody called?

positive social media!! (he says, with all the gusto of a man drinking a glass of carrot juice that he hates but is doing because him and his wife are on a diet together)