Corey

Vladam Sandler

Vrabel was halfway down the tunnel and smelled a fight

Kyle Tucker would fit right in with the Red Sox (derogatory).

SEE?!?! PRETTY GREAT!!!!

A walkoff in the Fenway greens would be a nice way to cap this season tbh

It’s the ideal time to post bad takes

The Red Sox may be cooked. Still extremely high on them next year, could have used some good vibes these days though.

Wu Train go brrrrrrr!!!

I’m sorry, *IN* the gun?

The Red Sox press conference is a dance around the words, “Rafael Devers is incredible at hitting, but he’s even more incredible at being an asshole.” The issue is that the people saying it are, at least, also assholes.

You can’t bet on baseball…unless you’re dead and incredible at baseball

I love you, Jayson Tatum.

Boston: “GIVE ME ALL THE CAMPBELLS!”

Hey here’s a question, why has no Major League closer used “Raining Blood” as an entrance theme?

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I need more rock salt

To Red Sox ownership

The Celtics need the All-Star Break. Instead, how about a back to back against two of the most active teams in the league, and then a four-game, west coast trip with a back-to-back in LA, a city literally on fire, in the middle?

Nike in shambles

I made one joke about bots yesterday and now they’re sitting at my breakfast nook, demanding sustenance.

I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs

The bots are here and they friggin love following me. This is not a pro bot account. I’d tell them to jog on, but I am not looking to bring about the apocalypse with this granting of their likely wish to be mobile.

She was six years old? That’s not very old.

RIP Rickey. A true one of one, undeniably the game’s most intriguing figure of his era, and a testament to what hard work can accomplish. You’ll be missed but it would be impossible to forget you. 🕊️

I noticed the Red Sox haven’t made any transactions in a while and to that I simply say, “What gives?”

Hey, is this anything? Tuba Tagovailoa

Totally fair! He’s had some weird down ticks at times and they might be attributed to work ethic, but I think he’s turned the corner, I could be wrong though!

I don’t think Devers is nearly the butcher he’s made out to be. I do think his future is at DH, and Vlad’s defense at first is not elite by any means (despite the Gold Glove), but it’s not nearly the same importance as third base. I’d rather keep Devers at 3B and then make him a DH eventually.

The drones have arrived in my neighborhood because they heard me talking shit about them

I appreciate Bob not twisting the knife, because he easily could have said “most offseasons.”

I should post these more because I know ball okay

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