EVERYBODY GET IN,
I am being completely serious: I would die for Brad Stevens over literally anything.
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
And it came back as soon as I sent this skeet. My reverse jinx crown still affixed to my head.
Pats on a bye, Eagles play tomorrow, so this was my 100% RedZone and laundry day, but thanks to audio troubles, I’m folding in a cavern made of static and wind. It is unnerving, but strangely appropriate.
Thursday games so dangerous even the refs getting hurt
Having fun on BlueSky dot com
Vladam Sandler
Vrabel was halfway down the tunnel and smelled a fight
Kyle Tucker would fit right in with the Red Sox (derogatory).
SEE?!?! PRETTY GREAT!!!!
A walkoff in the Fenway greens would be a nice way to cap this season tbh
It’s the ideal time to post bad takes
The Red Sox may be cooked. Still extremely high on them next year, could have used some good vibes these days though.
Wu Train go brrrrrrr!!!
I’m sorry, *IN* the gun?
The Red Sox press conference is a dance around the words, “Rafael Devers is incredible at hitting, but he’s even more incredible at being an asshole.” The issue is that the people saying it are, at least, also assholes.
You can’t bet on baseball…unless you’re dead and incredible at baseball
I love you, Jayson Tatum.
Boston: “GIVE ME ALL THE CAMPBELLS!”
Hey here’s a question, why has no Major League closer used “Raining Blood” as an entrance theme?
To Red Sox ownership
The Celtics need the All-Star Break. Instead, how about a back to back against two of the most active teams in the league, and then a four-game, west coast trip with a back-to-back in LA, a city literally on fire, in the middle?
Nike in shambles
I made one joke about bots yesterday and now they’re sitting at my breakfast nook, demanding sustenance.
I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs
The bots are here and they friggin love following me. This is not a pro bot account. I’d tell them to jog on, but I am not looking to bring about the apocalypse with this granting of their likely wish to be mobile.
