Jeph the Giant Ginge

Jeph the Giant Ginge

@bigjeph.bsky.social

Father. Discontent Creator. Recovering Comedy Writer. First Man to Summit Everest in a Bathysphere. Autistic, but not in the "profitable in Vegas" way. I am the Brute Squad.

572 Followers 973 Following 1,447 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 week ago
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Linkin Park - What I've Done (Optimus Prime speech 2007) [HQ] YouTube video by Silva2599

The temptation is to observe the catastrofuck nature of the world around us and to give up, because what can be done in that overwhelm?

Just remember that Peter Cullen and Chester Bennington manage to gift the bayformer abomination with one of the best film endings ever.

youtu.be/rdMCuLfTk7s?...

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1 week ago

Fuck everything about this.

Studs-up tackles to anyone crossing a line.

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1 week ago

I once got into a full on fistfight in the UN General Assembly Chambers.

In my defense, I never heard my little sister call "dibs" on the armrest.

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1 week ago

All I can say for certain is that there is absolutely -zero- chance that Dr. Doofenschmirtz's favorite wrestler is not @danhausen.bsky.social

#GetThatManABlimp

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1 week ago

I've come around to the position that we must drill for oil here. Because as long as Americans view the ecological devastation as in the Niger Delta as a thing that happens to other people, the true damage is ignorable.

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1 week ago

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2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago

Cristian Roldan is gonna drag this team kicking and screaming towards something marginally approaching an actual performance.

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2 weeks ago

Add in the variable of three megalomaniac narcissists who may have fatal or progressing illness and do have nuclear weapons?

It's death cults the whole way down.

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2 weeks ago

One of my dreams is to watch an Abbas Kiarostami film in Tehran. It'd be in Farsi of course, so I'd be utterly clueless of dialogue, but the sheer beauty of his eye needs no translation.

Also, my favorite animal in the world lives in the mountains of NW Iran. I'd love to see it in the wild someday.

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2 weeks ago

The self-inflicted catastrofuck of this attack.

If it's about protestors, you don't feed regime propaganda about "outside agitation".

If it's about nukes, you don't abrogate the Treaty that already met your conditions.

If it's about regime change, you don't attack with the Israelis and Saudis.

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2 weeks ago

I would've loved to be the last generation of veterans.

But as long as the ruling classes know they can trade the lives and health of poor kids for profit and power, we're always disposable.

Fuck.

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2 weeks ago

Locking up the emergency keeper. Good call.

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2 weeks ago
Seattle Sounders player Paul Rothrock holding the WWE hardcore championship belt

After reviewing last night's match, the committee has awarded Paul Rothrock an additional award along with his Man of the Match performance.

The sideline signboard with which he collided was taken to Harborview Hospital for observation and is expected to miss the rest of the regular season.

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2 weeks ago
An image of Paul Rothrock holding the WWE hardcore championship.

After reviewing last night's match, the committee has awarded Paul Rothrock an additional award along with his Man of the Match performance.

The sideline signboard with which he collided was taken to Harborview Hospital for observation and is expected to miss the rest of the regular season.

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2 weeks ago

Pity that the referee couldn't be there

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2 weeks ago

Did they know that nosebleeds can be cured by sleeping under an ingot of high-quality copper?

I think I know a guy.

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2 weeks ago

When you get roasted by Chuck Schumer's account?

That's when it's time to turn mother's picture to the wall and get out. (/MagnificentSeven)

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2 weeks ago

Dude. It was one hockey game. There's no reason to let it spiral you this far into bootlicking insanity.

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2 weeks ago

Sign the kid up.

(At least until we know how bad Morris and Dotson are hurt).

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2 weeks ago

True story, Randall grew up to be Benjy Shapiro.

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2 weeks ago

Jumplessly Caring is the best description of my pub league soccer career.

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2 weeks ago

If one can insert stoppage time into stoppage time, the posited end point of any half of play can never be reached to a terminal degree of certainty notwithstanding time lapsed since it began. As recursion is potentially unlimited, soccer infers infinity by default. Also, VAR sucks.

- Zeno of Alea

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2 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

I know that I'm not the first to say this, but the writing on that show is a masterclass of using subtlety to guide the audience along with the characters' journeys.

But it's also hilarious when they switch it up, just abandon it and club the viewer over the head with the moral of the piece.

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3 weeks ago

Doyle is really good at this.

Just disappointed to see "schizophrenic" tossed around like that.

Especially from the one guy who unapologetically called out Caleb Porter for his "not weak enough for PTSD" bullshit a few years back.

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3 weeks ago

Good article. But I would ask you to reconsider using "schizophrenic" in that way. First off, the more appropriate condition for what you're looking is "Dissociative Identity Disorder".

Secondly, I would suggest trying to use a metaphor that steers further from stigmatizing mental health matters.

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3 weeks ago

Concurring opinion: It will work, and - in principle - it's one of the last stops before we break out the Paris Haircut machines.

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3 weeks ago

"Matter-Eating... Middle aged dude"?

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3 weeks ago

Ramadan Kareem.

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