"I respect you so much" and "it's beneath you" are wild
BARE minimum btw
😋
This is an accurate description of what I look like when I’m crushing on someone.
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
I like how my brain will ignore important stuff but suddenly remember a song from ‘97 perfect.
War with Venezuela will be announced on Dec 18th btw
I just woke up from a nap feeling like your grandma's white crusty dog
She ain’t a bird watcher but I’d say she’s seen a cockatoo
whale loneliness epidemic
why were so many of the epstein freaks like “guys let’s capture this moment forever”
keep the cats in and keep the pigs out
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
don't threaten me with a good time
We're so back btw
The Hughes/Faber pairing backing up Wallstedt is going to be a BRICK WALL
QUINN HUGHES TO MINNESOTA?!??
HOLY SHIT
Hate to see Rossi go but goddamn I didn't even know the Wild were on the table! I was low-key hoping he'd come to Detroit but I had all but written it off thinking he'd likely join his brothers in NJ...
Wild are gonna make a serious run and I'm HERE FOR IT
I've been high all 3 times I've watched that movie but I was at home
Being stoned seeing Mulholland Drive for the first time in a theater would be a religious experience
eating pussy during a work break >
10/10 would recommend
“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
*gives you all the pets and tells you what a good girl you are*
The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.
"How could we have seen this coming?"
*Did you try and look???*
exhausted of doing stuff
So, if I draw and sell a cartoon where the Cinderella mice crawl up Gaston's butt, I'll still be sued, but it's now acceptable to allow millions of users to use AI to generate such things? The son is always that an artist might get paid.
