🔥CARO

Valgte å bo der jeg bor fordi toget er rett nede i gaten, men virker togbanen ever?? Ugh.

Jeg liker ikke buss.

Hva med å tilbringe søndag på Norge rundt, også kalt buss for tog.

Ah yeah no, I was safe.☺️🫶 and if I wasn’t, all my best friends as a child was boys, so it’s kind of ingrained in me to get mad and protect/attack, not get scared. Got my trusty hammer and will go all Thor if needed. Thats sounded dark. 😅
Anyway, now I got an idea for a female Thor like dnd character

Luckily I know my friend is renting out an apartment to a mom and son on my floor, so in my drowsy state I understood he had called the wrong door number and I got such second hand embarrassment when he understood he was in fact NOT talking to his mom, so I opened the front door for him.

Being woken up by the intercom at 7:10 by a dude my age saying «mom? Hello? Can you open the door.» was not on my bingo card.

I hate how much gore this series has in it, not my style at all, but I’ve been wanting a show like Gotham knights after they canceled that, and it’s basically the same vibe just on nightmare mode.

What I watch for some wlw rep oh my

Can you all start watching Gen V on Prime, because they are looking at how good s2 is doing and I want the next season to happen!

The main couple is enemies to lovers-gay. go waaatccchhh

So yeah who would have thought that STARTING the day with FUN for a couple hours made me this productive later in the day???! Hello??

Im so back into my comic after my breakup, fkn finallyyyy💪✨

Meg de siste dagene: «har så lyst på fish n chips men de har ikke glutenfri på butikken her 😭😭»
Nye naboen min til meg imens jeg sitter og jobber i solen på verandaen: «hey, har du lyst på en pakke fiskepinner? Jeg jobber for Findus.»

Så nå skal fyren ta med glutenfrie fish n chips til meg 🥹✌️

I hate that I feel shame for playing a game first thing in the morning. Im so fucking tired of all these rules the society makes. Some days I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN and I think a lot of us need it and our mood and overall mental health would benefit from actually listening to our inner yearnings.

You know what feels like a crime?
Waking up, and go straight for the ice cream in the freezer and eat out of the container while you make yourself dinner for breakfast because rice and peas sounds so good right now as you also start the day by making a new rook on dragon age

This is how I imagine his face looks like after stealing my doormat so maybe this one. We will see.

👀

Im curious if he’s gonna take my doormat tomorrow too, or if he just needed it today. But why not place it back after he was done carrying furniture?
He might be one of those «funny» guys that will steal it a lot. If so I’ll buy him a doormat.

Any suggestions?

I got a new neighbor today. He stole my doormat.
Had it not been for the fact that I’ve been up since 5:30 and taken two flights today, feeling so travel pretty and only want to sleep for the next 12 hours, I would have rang the doorbell and used that as a funny «get to know your neighbor» excuse.

What I dislike the most about being single is coming home to no one.

I hate it so so much. It’s awful.

When will I meet my forever partner?

I envy people that got their love, and at the same time Im so extremely happy for them.

Im just tired of not finding mine.

Rene vinduer gir med lykkerus.🪟🧽

Tv? Neh.
Se på utsikten gjennom det blanke glasset. 🥹🫶

Took soooo long time to make this 70s blow out hair for the 70s party Im going to and it’s POURING.

Umbrella, I put my trust in you. ☔️

Me: now playing ac shadows with ease and it’s fun and exciting

Also me: watches dragon age absolution again while the controller charges

I am now back full circle in wanting to play dragon age veilguard

Say what now

Will try jiu jitsu one more time this Thursday and see if I will continue or not, but I wish there were more women there because I could feel all the guys’ eyes on me, and the extremely hands on positions with men was a bit awkward at first and I felt like I could HEAR the men’s thoughts about me. 🙃

Im also a bit sad about the fact that I think I would have been exceptionally good at wrestling like my uncles, but I wasn’t allowed to. 🥲

Had my very first jiu jitsu lesson tonight and was the only woman there and also paired up with the biggest guy an I was intimidated asf.
BUT I was strong enough to lift his weight and wrestle with him and that was fun and so encouraging to know technique often is all that matters.

The last game I played was dragon age, and I miss the companions and their banter so so much. 🥺 that game was absolute gold.

Now Im playing AC shadows and it feels extra empty since Im a sneaky, silent, lone.. ninja? A sneaky samurai is a ninja right? 😶‍🌫️

It so hard getting used to new games in the beginning, I feel.
Like for me Im a NOOB the first 2 days and then it just clicks and the game get easy and fun. Im at the noob stage right now and I just wanna have funnnn 😭 uggghhh

Had to take a double take on this bleach blonde woman walking what looked like a hyena.
It was obviously a dog, but she did look like Harley Quinn just casually walking her hyena at night.

Posting about how great and warm this summer has been on Instagram feels like I jinxed it, because now it’s windy and raining and it’s cold 😣

AUGUST JUST STARTED CHILL A SEC WILL YOU AUTUMN THIS IS NOT YOUR MONTH 🤺

Jeg elsker varme somre på hytta. ☀️💛✨

Det var 26 grader i vannet i dag. 🏖️🌡️