JerBearVA

You are beautiful Ziggy and you always have been and will continue to be.

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Similar to how the Flash taps into the speedforce to go fast, I tap into the hornyforce to be the way I am. Problem is I’ve become one with it and I just kind of disappear into it every so often. Please send me snacks. I’m so hungry.

Yeah you’ll sound a little like that. Good girl.

*your throat.

I’m too sleepy at work to type well

Or would you rather you stop breathing when I fuck throat?

That’s pretty common when we talk though. Will be more common when I can grab your throat.

If I have to be cursed with this, so do you

Gods I’ve seen what you’ve done to others and please leave me the fuck alone 😭

Making my Wednesday’s sitting at my desk better like always.

I’m so sorry Jayne 😔😔 would you like me to confirm whether or not you’re cursed in this way?

No no the obsession as a teen just keeps Greek mythology on my mind on low frequency at all times. This is a fear now.

Yeah that’s kind of the conclusion I’m coming to as well. No one can spit in his mouth either 😔

This bleet brought to you by my obsession with Percy Jackson as a teen and fear that I couldn’t eat pussy if given the same punishment 😔

Do y’all think Tantalus was unable to eat pussy or was that like a loophole in his punishment?

I’m enjoying you scrolling through my feed and catching up on everything you missed. Hopefully you won’t be missing anything else.

I always love a good innuendo. I’m more than happy to fill anything you offer me.

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Im just a little transdimensional imp. Poofing in and out of existence.

Things I’m good at:
Moaning
Making you Laugh
Making you cum

Things I’m bad at:
Maintaining an online presence

I too look big when zoomed in

What about flips?

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Call me a zombie the way I’m trying to get brain or whatever

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YESSSS. Let’s get to dancin’

No. You’re not allowed

Oh yes, maybe she says. As if she didn’t already listen multiple times.

QTP with your favorite Water-type Pokemon 🌊💧🔹️

Does the Safety Dance count as silly?

Oh? And where might that be?

Should I carve my name into your skin as well?

Oh no, something heinous? How awful. I would hate to see such a lovely woman do heinous and terrible things.