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*immediately starts Googling how to pick good tea because, fuck it, I deserve a lil' treat*

Being American and depressed, typically

I just need to tell everyone that I saw Send Help this weekend and it was everything I hoped it would be. 🔪🩸🏝️

do you think cats know how perfect they are

Tales of WFH: Got absorbed in a pressing deadline right after waking up and ended up working naked in bed until 1:00 pm.

The kit-kats were pleased.

2/3 have arrived, I will not be available for the remainder of the day

Okay, #smut readers: I'm looking for switchy F/M recs, where both MCs take on both sides of D/s roles.

Naturally, an audiobook would be best case scenario, but not required; I'll also take short story recs, not just published books!

#SpicyBooks #Booktok #Erotica #Romance 📖📚

I make exactly two concessions to the fact she is anything more than a toy I can abuse: one, I listen for her safe word or her safe gesture which will pierce through all of this chaos and immediately stand me down. Two, I place my hand between the back of her head and the wall so she doesn't get knocked out as I fuck my way through her face.

There aren't many men I'd trust to write the kind of aggressive kinky #AudioPorn I'm editing right now... but @jmseaborn.bsky.social is one of 'em. The first sentence about safe words allows me to genuinely enjoy the hotness of 'fuck my way through her face' 👌

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I'm excited! Two of them get here tomorrow, and the last one sometime next week.

The Lovense Lush 4 and Flexer, and the Lelo Ida Wave!

Valentine’s Day gift to myself: 3 new sex toys

Counting down the days to delivery 🤤

Yes. Yes. Yes. YES.

if your man doesn't love you so much that he's a little disgusting about it he ain't the one sis

"Take it. Take my cock... every inch buried in that tight ass," he growled in my ear, pounding into me from behind.

Hand snaking around my throat, he squeezed. "Your only purpose is to serve me—to please me—do you understand? My dirty, depraved, disgusting little cocksleeve."

#sveros

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
#eroticaudio #nsfwaudio #gonewildaudio

I feel like I now ask myself this question a minimum of 3 times a day

@di_syukov on Instagram

Character Art Starter Kit for Procreate by Artwork by Gabrielle

Shout out to Di for the free body pose packs on Gumroad: dibrushes.gumroad.com

And to Artwork by Gabrielle for the Character Art Starter Kit brushes, resources, and lessons: www.gabriellebrickey.art/character-ar...

I'm an avid doodler, but have never really dedicated time to being able to draw the way I wish I could (because I ADHD hobby-hop).

But I've been so inspired by my feed lately, so I'm practicing in Procreate. Starting with some tracing "cheats," but I'm pretty pleased with my first attempt.

fast as fuck boiiiiii

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

More games should have a cowardly baby mode. More games should let me suffer less consequences for dying or mistakes. Should have a "I just want the story" mode. Games should not pride themselves on "look how difficult we are".

I'm bad at video games and I wanna experience the good stories too :c

It genuinely baffles me. Not to mention raises my blood pressure.

Going over to a friend's house for the Super Bowl tomorrow. I have no idea who's playing.

Don't tell me, I don't care

For real. It'd be great if more single dudes listened to happily married men for advice instead of single redpill bros profiting off their loneliness and insecurities, but here we are... when it's really as simple as using tongs to mix the fettuccine Alfredo. 💕

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Bully me with your words, baby me with your tone.

Just lay there like a good, stupid puppy and let me use you until I cum

you deserve the effort you give, I promise

I had the same problem with Badj's real username not showing up when trying to report it for impersonation of a celebrity. I ended up just submitting an "Other" reason, then adding this as feedback about the experience. Others are free to copy it and do the same.

I've never seen it, and I would laugh and deeply appreciate it if done in an obviously cheeky way. Even more bonus points for demonstrating humor, but the MOST bonus points for demonstrating a legitimate understanding of what women are actually interested in—competence! 👏🏼