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Wurlion (Wolf-Lion hybrid) | 35 Wurfs Old | He/Him. Gay/Ace, taken. Sometimes Cerberus or Behemoth Lots of big, fat stuff here, among other things. ๐Ÿ”ž18+ obv. IRL gainer - CW: 248. Occasional pics, will be appropriately flagged! DMs open - come say hi!

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Everything and then some, I feel that.

21.02.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Odd tangent but you know one social interaction I miss? Board game nights. A night of just chilling at someone's house with snacks and drinks and just good vibes.

I wonder if I could get the same vibe if I can get a digital board game night going...

21.02.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been slipping into lethargy and blah lately. No social energy because customers at work leech it out of me unwillingly, but still missing social interaction that I can't really bring myself to actually interact with because of lack of said energy.

This loop is rough.

21.02.2026 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My tired old retail soul relates. On so many levels.

21.02.2026 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you have an inflation kink but you have done so many balloon orders for customers in one evening that your fingers are raw from tying all that latex. T-T

[Kink deactivated]

20.02.2026 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good thing you're weighted down then. ;3

20.02.2026 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geez the rain is coming down hard here, enough that it literally woke me up.

...And guess whose umbrella is still in the car. RIP.

20.02.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Impossible writer challenge: deciding on names when creating characters for stories. xD;

Brain: "I don't want it to sound too "normal" but at the same time I don't want a random keysmash of consonants but it has to sound /real/ to some extent but..."

20.02.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh it is an exceedingly friendly shape! Biiiiiig friend. <3

Thanks for sharing your lovely work as always!

20.02.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending big round cerberus hugs and hope that things get better. D:

20.02.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy heck this is just ideal SHAPE. Goodness. โค๏ธ

20.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Arcanine sure put on those pounds after he went all bipedal

19.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1163    ๐Ÿ” 296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

BOOOOOOOOO. *baps*

20.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw man I just got a bolt of inspiration for a story. But why do I always get inspiration when I can't write for another three hours??? TwT

The title is simple: "Big Guy." And it's gonna be a super wholesome gainer piece and I wanna write it now. ;w;

20.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zinogre

Zinogre

Zinogre

18.02.2026 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1106    ๐Ÿ” 322    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
"My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you." Image of a snow leopard with skyrim armor shopped onto him.

"My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you." Image of a snow leopard with skyrim armor shopped onto him.

09.02.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1142    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Man I have had no social energy lately. Feel like I'm just kind of hiding in my hermit hole while I try and get by.

Sorry for the ongoing silence from me, folks. :<

18.02.2026 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crying at this image

18.02.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2776    ๐Ÿ” 1003    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Thereโ€™s a principle I talk a lot about in relation to Lancer game design which I call the Knight Boat Principle. In Season 6, Episode 13 of The Simpsons, โ€œAnd Maggie Makes Three,โ€ this exchange occurs:

TV Announcer: We now return to Knight Boat, the Crime Solving Boat!
[a boat chases several men on jet skis]
Michael: Faster, Knight-Boat, weโ€™ve gotta catch those starfish poachers! Oh no, theyโ€™re headed for land!
[the starfish poachers switch from jet skis to motorcycles and speed away]
Michael: Weโ€™ll never catch โ€˜em now!
Knight Boat: Incorrect. Look, a canal!
[cut to the Simpsonsโ€™ living room]
Bart: Aw, every week thereโ€™s a canal!
Lisa: Or an inlet!
Bart: Or a fjord.
Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.

Thereโ€™s a principle I talk a lot about in relation to Lancer game design which I call the Knight Boat Principle. In Season 6, Episode 13 of The Simpsons, โ€œAnd Maggie Makes Three,โ€ this exchange occurs: TV Announcer: We now return to Knight Boat, the Crime Solving Boat! [a boat chases several men on jet skis] Michael: Faster, Knight-Boat, weโ€™ve gotta catch those starfish poachers! Oh no, theyโ€™re headed for land! [the starfish poachers switch from jet skis to motorcycles and speed away] Michael: Weโ€™ll never catch โ€˜em now! Knight Boat: Incorrect. Look, a canal! [cut to the Simpsonsโ€™ living room] Bart: Aw, every week thereโ€™s a canal! Lisa: Or an inlet! Bart: Or a fjord. Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.

I actually hold the belief that itโ€™s perfectly fine for there to always be a canal, or an inlet, or a fjord, because this is a show about Knight Boat, the crime-solving boat, and if you donโ€™t have a waterway down which Knight Boat can travel, you are kneecapping the entire premise of your show.

Lancer is a game about mech fights. Major problems in the Lancer universe must always, in some way, have a solution that includes fighting in mechs. If players travel to a place in their mechs, it should be a place with architecture sized to reasonably accommodate them.

This is the guiding thematic principle around which I write for Lancer. I need to justify why the mechs are fighting in a theme park, but I do not need to justify why the mechs are able to fight in the theme park โ€“ In Golden Flame and in the greater extent the whole of Lancer is a setting about giant robots being used for things they definitely shouldnโ€™t. If you need me to explain to you why the theme park uses fully-armed giant robots as mascots, you are in the wrong game.

I actually hold the belief that itโ€™s perfectly fine for there to always be a canal, or an inlet, or a fjord, because this is a show about Knight Boat, the crime-solving boat, and if you donโ€™t have a waterway down which Knight Boat can travel, you are kneecapping the entire premise of your show. Lancer is a game about mech fights. Major problems in the Lancer universe must always, in some way, have a solution that includes fighting in mechs. If players travel to a place in their mechs, it should be a place with architecture sized to reasonably accommodate them. This is the guiding thematic principle around which I write for Lancer. I need to justify why the mechs are fighting in a theme park, but I do not need to justify why the mechs are able to fight in the theme park โ€“ In Golden Flame and in the greater extent the whole of Lancer is a setting about giant robots being used for things they definitely shouldnโ€™t. If you need me to explain to you why the theme park uses fully-armed giant robots as mascots, you are in the wrong game.

I call this the Knight Boat Principle and it is an unironic, genuine game design principle that I have, which can be briefly stated as: "if your core gameplay has a specific premise, your worldbuilding should be structured around enabling it, rather than the other way around." #LancerRPG

17.02.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Fat anthropomorphic Scar wishing you a Happy Valentineโ€™s Day. (He is still mine!)

Fat anthropomorphic Scar wishing you a Happy Valentineโ€™s Day. (He is still mine!)

Yes he is mine!!

Happy Valentineโ€™s to all of you!! Spread the love!!

#fatfur #FatFurs #FatScar

14.02.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 920    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This would be me if I was an actual cartoon fat fox irl.

15.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1184    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why hello back, tubs. โค๏ธ

15.02.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽˆ

15.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope. 100% certified grade A Fatass~

15.02.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*ties your maw shut to watch you blimp up* >83

15.02.2026 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Overruled. Defendant is poked.

15.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WOE, POKE BE UPON THEE

15.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I hope you don't need that paw, it's gonna sink a while... :3

15.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spicy man ๐Ÿ”ฅ

*Belches back in STEREO*

15.02.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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