It’s actually jalapeño cheese rice! I was eyeing up the potato salad, but we had to cut ourselves off somewhere 😭
Go Birds!
Pimento cheese!
Did yous know Texas had good barbecue?
!!! exactly like, we’re going to need an alcohol gift card or a seat upgrade or something
They should pay ME to renew my Sixers season tickets
It’s just ridiculous. What happened to just normal human interaction — there could be 40 different reasons for someone to tap on your window, and random violence is at the bottom of that list
I feel like this whole “everything’s assault” was a natural progression/complement from/to therapy speak tbh
Like, my god, not everything is a *thing*
I want it to be on purpose, but I know it’s not 😭
Idk if whoever chose Fortunate Son for the USA victory song was clever or stupid
Hearing non-Phillies fans begging Harper to do something
Who served their country more? I’d say Skenes
I’d be drunk and broke if they had this combo at the Phillies
Thank you, Texas, very cool!
“There were things I'd never do again
But then they'd always seemed right” vs. “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”.
Celine 👀
re: Jim Steinman
one of my greatest drunk observations
Seeing the sights in Houston
The sights:
Have fun!
I’ve been eyeing up some to-go margaritas for the pool!
Just saw four dudes with Puerto Rico WBC hats all with their own 18 packs of light beer under their arms in the elevator — I gotta get on their level
😭😭😭 we’re so blessed to have the Phanatic
Bf: “what if Ken Rosenthal was staying in our hotel?”
Me: “I’d push him in the pool and give him the same look he gave that cameraman”
I have arrived in Houston and am ready to cheer for my home country of Kyle Schwarber
Always happy to hear good ideas!
Idk if Kevin Kinkead is responsible for this, but I still should get to put him in a locker for CB blatantly stealing this
I got Knight of the Seven Kingdoms downloaded without WiFi, but there was no button for my other show. Maybe that one requires WiFi! I’ll check when we get to the hotel. Thank you!
Two weeks from now:
I Got My Identity Stolen On The PHL Free WiFi Trying To Download My Trash Show: This Is My True Story
Ad free! I am robbed every month so I can binge watch food network shows
Flight said on board entertainment will not be available due to connectivity issues, and I can’t figure out how to download shows on the HBO app
HELP ME, I am just a girl
