Need them selling βfuck ICEβ or, at minimum, some cutesy/family friendly βmelt ICEβ type version shirts as well
03.03.2026 19:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Need them selling βfuck ICEβ or, at minimum, some cutesy/family friendly βmelt ICEβ type version shirts as well
03.03.2026 19:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah yeah yeah, we all want to go back to the Parks & Rec universe where people called Target that, but this is real life, baby
I need them to 180 degree reverse so hard on their anti-βwokeβ capitulation that I can get an abortion there with a 5% discount by using my Red card
Even better π
03.03.2026 17:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Needed some good news today
03.03.2026 17:26 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A little too late for retinal, babygirl
bsky.app/profile/cnn....
βοΈ
02.03.2026 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Loved that album
02.03.2026 20:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exercising the purest form of free will (air frying cheese fries as a snack and serving it with a Diet Dr. P in a Miller Lite koozie)
02.03.2026 19:46 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How much pain do we think heβs in? (complimentary)
02.03.2026 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0They should make a current president that is not decomposing
02.03.2026 18:42 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Law Roach
02.03.2026 02:19 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just big enough to contain a very small fraction of your rage!
02.03.2026 00:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You see the vision
01.03.2026 23:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An ad from the 76ers for womenβs empowerment night showing a black pouch with a 76ers logo on it on a basketball court
Crying at this Sixers promotion for Womenβs Empowerment Night: here is a pouch to hold all your Girl Stiff like chapstick, bows, Xanax, Caesar salad, tamponsβ¦ idk boss, whatever, women like this stuff, right?
01.03.2026 23:34 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0All the waitresses singing along too β this cannot be good for my brain
28.02.2026 21:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm at a bar, and the ABC special news report interrupted the game to show the news of Khamenei
Shortly, the bar changed the audio back to music, and itβs βItβs My Lifeβ blaring from the speakers with the special report still on all the TVs in the background
Fever dream living in these times
(sorry)
28.02.2026 21:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iran?
28.02.2026 21:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm actually there right now, defending it personally
28.02.2026 18:41 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Never forget who youβre fighting for.
28.02.2026 12:04 β π 11063 π 2829 π¬ 46 π 59
*sliding over a crisp Lincoln with a glass of wine in hand*
βThe glass cases in the armor exhibit better be crystal clearβ
Thank you for speaking up on this important truth (steak fries are trash)
27.02.2026 19:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know this isnβt the point but what a crazy skull shape
27.02.2026 19:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jason Bateman sitting in a restaurant facing the camera. He is saying to someone, βthe fuck you areβ
FedEx: Youβll be receiving your package today.
Also FedEx:
I didnβt realize they let Joe Exotic out of prison
27.02.2026 02:47 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs Franklin Square β PATCO reopened the station maybe a year ago after it being closed since the 70s
Tbh, I didnβt know they could do that in America
Letting you know ahead of time that Iβm blocking you because I think you deserve the heads up, but nothing more
27.02.2026 02:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A modern transit station showing an escalator down with a P/Patco logo and trees with lights on them in the background. The station is modern and bright
Imagine getting on here and then off at 8th and Market, which I think is a respawn location. The deception. The disappointment. The gaslighting.
27.02.2026 02:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0