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Elizabeth

@thejawnoftime.bsky.social

old man yells at cloud πŸ“philly ❀️

1,653 Followers  |  290 Following  |  4,597 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023
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Hell of a throw there. Baseball!

10.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all completely overwhelming

10.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t sure if he meant my comment or the post itself

It’s interesting, I know what you mean, but my brain has separated the government so much from its people that it wasn’t my immediate thought

09.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

??

09.03.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
chicken, tricolor pepper, white onion, and zucchini kebabs on a foil lined pan

chicken, tricolor pepper, white onion, and zucchini kebabs on a foil lined pan

Absolute beauties, i WILL be eating leftovers out of the fridge at 11 PM

09.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Colorful kebabs on a gas grill with chicken, tricolor pepper, white onion, and zucchini

Colorful kebabs on a gas grill with chicken, tricolor pepper, white onion, and zucchini

Colorful kebabs over parsley rice: chicken, tricolor pepper, white onion, and zucchini on skewers on a plate

Colorful kebabs over parsley rice: chicken, tricolor pepper, white onion, and zucchini on skewers on a plate

We’re so back

09.03.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine, I’ll be CEO of Bluesky

09.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can Venmo me, Phils, we’re not doing this during women’s history month

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08.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tickets on sale now

08.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Google search scree showing a search for, β€œworld ass all classic Friday game”
And the results showing Google understanding that I meant the world baseball classic

A Google search scree showing a search for, β€œworld ass all classic Friday game” And the results showing Google understanding that I meant the world baseball classic

All time typo here trying to look up Friday’s game time

08.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A guy sweating choosing between two buttons, fuck the British and fuck the USA

A guy sweating choosing between two buttons, fuck the British and fuck the USA

Being Pro-Kyle is the secret 3rd thing though

08.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE SCHWARBOMBS BURSTING THROUGH AIR πŸ’₯

08.03.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@lanccorob.bsky.social

08.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My disappointment in the juice of this game is such a good warm up for the Phillies baseball season, I feel ALIVE

08.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok that was Philly on Philly crime

08.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy from Philadelphia struck out Judge? I’m into it

08.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post dive bar toast hits so good

07.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They got the best lion actors, obviously. Top of their game.

07.03.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says yes i definitely would Alt: a man in a suit and tie says yes i definitely would

I feel like I’d need to eat that Netherlands dog in private but

06.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[not putting geopolitics aside] going to the hot dog stand specifically to boo the Israel dog

06.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll take 2 Tiguere dogs and your coldest beer, please

06.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van Alt: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van taking turns pointing at each other
06.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It sucks, but we know it’s not forever!

06.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A still from the Simpsons showing a bunch of colorful cartoon germs shoved in a toy doorway by a white coat doctor representing a fragile equilibrium. Some of the germs are labeled seasonal depression, depression, i have a Nazi govt depression, and situational depression

A still from the Simpsons showing a bunch of colorful cartoon germs shoved in a toy doorway by a white coat doctor representing a fragile equilibrium. Some of the germs are labeled seasonal depression, depression, i have a Nazi govt depression, and situational depression

β€œHow are you?”

Me: β€œFine”

Also me:

06.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of an intricate white stone stair case with a statue at the bottom of the first flight. The staircase makes a 180 degree turn after the statue. There are also columns

A picture of an intricate white stone stair case with a statue at the bottom of the first flight. The staircase makes a 180 degree turn after the statue. There are also columns

The main branch of the free library is gorgeous

06.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All in perfect balance!

06.03.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A still from the Simpsons showing a bunch of colorful cartoon germs shoved in a toy doorway by a white coat doctor representing a fragile equilibrium. Some of the germs are labeled seasonal depression, depression, i have a Nazi govt depression, and situational depression

A still from the Simpsons showing a bunch of colorful cartoon germs shoved in a toy doorway by a white coat doctor representing a fragile equilibrium. Some of the germs are labeled seasonal depression, depression, i have a Nazi govt depression, and situational depression

β€œHow are you?”

Me: β€œFine”

Also me:

06.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

!! I have been unprecedented levels of cranky (and tired, so tired!)

06.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss her* so much πŸ˜•

(the sun)

06.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0