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Elizabeth

@thejawnoftime.bsky.social

old man yells at cloud πŸ“philly ❀️

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Need them selling β€œfuck ICE” or, at minimum, some cutesy/family friendly β€œmelt ICE” type version shirts as well

03.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah yeah yeah, we all want to go back to the Parks & Rec universe where people called Target that, but this is real life, baby

I need them to 180 degree reverse so hard on their anti-β€œwoke” capitulation that I can get an abortion there with a 5% discount by using my Red card

03.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even better 😭

03.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Needed some good news today

03.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A little too late for retinal, babygirl

bsky.app/profile/cnn....

02.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

✍️

02.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved that album

02.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exercising the purest form of free will (air frying cheese fries as a snack and serving it with a Diet Dr. P in a Miller Lite koozie)

02.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much pain do we think he’s in? (complimentary)

02.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They should make a current president that is not decomposing

02.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Law Roach

02.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just big enough to contain a very small fraction of your rage!

02.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You see the vision

01.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An ad from the 76ers for women’s empowerment night showing a black pouch with a 76ers logo on it on a basketball court

An ad from the 76ers for women’s empowerment night showing a black pouch with a 76ers logo on it on a basketball court

Crying at this Sixers promotion for Women’s Empowerment Night: here is a pouch to hold all your Girl Stiff like chapstick, bows, Xanax, Caesar salad, tampons… idk boss, whatever, women like this stuff, right?

01.03.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

All the waitresses singing along too β€” this cannot be good for my brain

28.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at a bar, and the ABC special news report interrupted the game to show the news of Khamenei

Shortly, the bar changed the audio back to music, and it’s β€œIt’s My Life” blaring from the speakers with the special report still on all the TVs in the background

Fever dream living in these times

28.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(sorry)

28.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Iran?

28.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m actually there right now, defending it personally

28.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.

28.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11063    πŸ” 2829    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 59
28.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

*sliding over a crisp Lincoln with a glass of wine in hand*

β€œThe glass cases in the armor exhibit better be crystal clear”

27.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for speaking up on this important truth (steak fries are trash)

27.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this isn’t the point but what a crazy skull shape

27.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jason Bateman sitting in a restaurant facing the camera. He is saying to someone, β€œthe fuck you are”

Jason Bateman sitting in a restaurant facing the camera. He is saying to someone, β€œthe fuck you are”

FedEx: You’ll be receiving your package today.

Also FedEx:

27.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t realize they let Joe Exotic out of prison

27.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Franklin Square β€” PATCO reopened the station maybe a year ago after it being closed since the 70s

Tbh, I didn’t know they could do that in America

27.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Letting you know ahead of time that I’m blocking you because I think you deserve the heads up, but nothing more

27.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A modern transit station showing an escalator down with a P/Patco logo and trees with lights on them in the background. The station is modern and bright

A modern transit station showing an escalator down with a P/Patco logo and trees with lights on them in the background. The station is modern and bright

Imagine getting on here and then off at 8th and Market, which I think is a respawn location. The deception. The disappointment. The gaslighting.

27.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0