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@matthewrossi.bsky.social

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Matthew-Rossi/author/B01M6BQ5SF?ref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true Writer, lover of weirdness, and that guy with the beard. I like bats the amount of a normal adult human

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Latest posts by matthewrossi.bsky.social on Bluesky

I still remember so so many people being happy about Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker and me being once again the Cassandra trying to warn people that a vampire billionaire was using it to help crush the media's ability to criticize those in power. I hated Hogan for that, and I still do.

27.07.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just imagine that face wandering around the commonwealth looking for ths Institute to just kill every single one of them just so they never even TRIED to touch her kid again. And if you want her to take over the place instead? Go ahead! Give her a real Fallout style amoral option.

25.07.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd actually mod the armor so that your kid would fit inside it strapped up against you. You'd have to spend at least a portion of the game creating a settlement and collecting followers just so you could get someone to watch your kid so you didn't have to bring him to fights.

25.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly think Fallout 4 could have been even cooler if instead of your kid getting kidnapped and all that, if you freak out and kill the various Institute jerks trying to steal him, your husband dies helping you, and you Lone Wolf and Cub the rest of the game with your baby strapped to your chest

25.07.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A civilian, Danse? I have better armor than you, a lot more weapons than you, and I have an entire palace I built just to house my ludicrous power armor collection. I have over 10000 Fusion Cores. I could outfit a bigger army than the entire Brotherhood of Steel.

25.07.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Are... are you Batman?"
"No, I'm Jennifer. It says so right above my dialog."

25.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing Fallout 4 and the cannibal raiders I fight are more coherent and honest about what they want (to eat you) than the Republicans

25.07.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's Fallout 4 but I'm wearing a batman themed armor

It's Fallout 4 but I'm wearing a batman themed armor

It's Fallout 4 but I'm wearing a batman themed armor

It's Fallout 4 but I'm wearing a batman themed armor

It's Fallout 4 but I'm wearing a batman themed armor

It's Fallout 4 but I'm wearing a batman themed armor

It's Fallout 4 but I'm wearing a batman themed armor

It's Fallout 4 but I'm wearing a batman themed armor

I have no one to talk to today and so, you're going to be forced to endure my random posting about playing Fallout 4 and realizing I am just a chaos monkey

25.07.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Amazon.ca

Here's the first one -- www.amazon.ca/nameless-nov... at no point will buying all of my stuff benefit someone who has gone out of their way to ruin people's lives and sees any interaction with her work as an endorsement of ruining people's lives.

24.07.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I know it won't matter, but I wrote three novels including and a short story featuring a teenage wizard who is a trans girl, in case you're dying to give money to a fantasy author for their magical child wizards and you don't want to support TERFs who actively hurt trans people.

24.07.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThis is completely safe because it is 100% natural.”

So is arsenic.

20.07.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Episode 26 – HDYS Interview with Matt Rossi! Podcast Episode Β· Solo Queue - A World of Warcraft Podcast Β· 07/06/2025 Β· 1h 35m

Ep. 26 of Solo Queue winds up BlizzardWatch's @matthewrossi.bsky.social and watches him go! His roots in #warcraft, WoW lore, the role of stories in our lives, & in light of #DisabilityPrideMonth, his experience gaming with a visual impairment.
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06.07.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

change to stream today!

- I had two commissions come in! So that is my * to the tarot card a day challenge! but! I was doing more planning today anyway, so i'll be working on commissions!

- I'm putting together a portfolio for a job i really wanna apply for, so i'll be working on that a bit today

30.06.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate that you said so. I just look forward to a future of more blindness, less writing and no money and realize that I’m basically just a drag on my family.

23.05.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, maybe in 10 or 20 years somebody will read the few books. I’m actually published before I died and start an underground thing and somebody will read them. But that’s it. There is not going to be a career for me. There is not going to be a life for me And honestly, I don’t even care.

23.05.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s really weird is that I’ve become more and more unable to function. I no longer care if I achieve anything in my career because simply don’t care about myself and I don’t care what other people think about me either.

23.05.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Said ex-husband who escapes being murdered by their former wife due to one of their children warning him then unleashes a small army of investigators and agents to utterly destroy said ex's life and that of the evil financial grifter who seduced his wife to evil.

Seriously, AI's love this shit.

23.05.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Infertile Billionaires find orphan kids on the street who become their surrogate children after they use their vast wealth to utterly destroy the evil person who is technically their legal parent/guardian

Ex-wife invites former husband to her birthday party so she can humiliate and then murder him

23.05.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things AI/Algorithms think happen every day:

Billionaires run into triplets that turn out to be their kids, born to their ex-wives who ended up being pregnant just as they got divorced because said ex-wife was fed up with the billionaire's ignoring her. She never asks for child support.

23.05.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the best part is how metronomic it is. It's always "Not out of X, not because of Y, but choosing to find meaning in Z." It's fascinating to realize no living human COULD write this, even though it's made up entirely of the work of many, many humans stolen, mutilated and defiled.

23.05.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the purest power fantasy I've ever read. These robot people get cheated on, but instead of being in heartbreak, they devise a revenge scheme so elaborate and ludicrous that Clive Cussler would say 'this ain't it, chief' at the very idea of it. They always have the perfect walking away quote.

23.05.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is as if a robotic lobotomized Cicero was writing Reddit stories. "I destroyed my cheating X's life, got them fired, shared their texts with their affair partner with the local priest, and then told her to her face that I was done. Not furious, not heartbroken, just finished."

23.05.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been reading and listening to AI generated text and my fucking God do they repeat the same phrases over and over again.

"It wasn't forgiveness, not yet, but it was something. A fragile X of the Y they erected between them."

"Not with anger, not with emotion, just clarity."

23.05.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only in comics could it be said that the greatest enemy of Nova (a flying teenager with alien superpowers) lost a magical battle with Moses (yes, that Moses, the one from your favorite Passover movie) and found a magical rock in the desert that made him powerful enough to go toe to toe with Galactus

12.05.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not my scene but it wasn’t awful from my perspective except for the β€œTyrannosaurus rex” skull which was not at all accurate

10.05.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So @julianrossi.bsky.social and I went to a reptile show and apparently I still terrified the crowd despite not being really hostile or anything

10.05.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After several days trying to enjoy the Oblivion remaster, I turned to @julianrossi.bsky.social and said β€œyou know what I feel about this game, not even trying to burn it? It’s a great ad for Skyrim.”

04.05.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Splash image showing a T. rex model behind a brown reptile-skin pattern bag that says "VML, Lab-Grown Leather Ltd. and The Organoid Company anncounce partnership to create world's first T-Rex leather."

Splash image showing a T. rex model behind a brown reptile-skin pattern bag that says "VML, Lab-Grown Leather Ltd. and The Organoid Company anncounce partnership to create world's first T-Rex leather."

A marketing company and biotech groups are advertising "real" Tyrannosaurus skin handbags, which they claim they can grow in the lab thanks to T. rex DNA - which we do not have and decayed away millions of years ago.

All I want is for these techbro assholes to leave my prehistoric animals alone.

30.04.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 446    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5

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