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Paul Putner

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Actor/writer/ comedian/ flâneur. Expect some light drivel but sunny spells later.

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Yes, maybe I post them at Xmas

20.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Prog 395

🎶 Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact, his eyes are as red as a sun
And the girl in the corner, let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one...
Ballroom Blitz! 🎶

20.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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It's time for this country to release the Piglet files.

Now!

We demand to know the real reason why between 1990 and 1992, an inexperienced sacked polytechnic lecturer was given a job at MI5. What are the Tories hiding?
Beep your horn if you agree.

20.11.2025 10:33 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Prog 394

Even when Mega City One is under such grave threat, Joe Dredd still has the good humour to make a pun referencing the title of a police procedural TV series from a hundred and twenty years ago.

19.11.2025 14:16 — 👍 37    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 0

It looks like Blake's hair has caught fire.

19.11.2025 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Prog 393

Little reference to POTUS Reagan which tells us we are still placed firmly in the 1980s.
If this issue came out today, the top banner would read, "Move over, Don - Slippery Jim di Griz is back!" And then 2000ad would get litigated.

18.11.2025 10:54 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
a close up of a man with curly hair wearing a scarf and a jacket . ALT: a close up of a man with curly hair wearing a scarf and a jacket .

I misread that as 'living a quiet life being a small tom baker'.

17.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks Will.

17.11.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Gadzooks! More of me old tat from my parent's attic.
Play castle, probably from the 1960s.
Calling all vintage toy experts. Do you know who manufactured this? I've examined it thoroughly but can't find any branding.

17.11.2025 14:27 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

I'm such a character!

17.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Prog 392

Ok, we have another 2000AD synch in our cross hairs. What were you doing on this very date 41 years ago?

Me? Probably, having a snog, being a student skinhead twat, and visiting the local nick with all my motorist details after getting pulled over... yet again.

17.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Get out my pub!

16.11.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Picked up this last Saturday. Love that artwork!
One of the tracks gave me a proper 1970s Proustian rush, (which I rarely get these days). Stumped by what the tune evoked, I soon discovered it's the end titles music to Why Don't You..?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG3j...

16.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Ah, the bane of being a collector of library music. If only we'd known about these albums forty years ago, we'd be on the phone all day to all those labels ordering or asking about their respective back catalogues. A lot of of slurry to wade through though.😆

15.11.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Prog 391

Jurassic larks?

15.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Can't beat a bit of Bruton.

15.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe it could segue into Starman by David Bowie instead, that totally works!

15.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Prog 390

The Wally Squad look the typical American movie versions of alternative types/ street punks that you got in the mid-1980s. ie: Suburbia, Class Of Nuke'em High, The Return Of The Living Dead, Deathwish 3... etc

14.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Just heard 'She's A Star' by James on 6Music. You know what that song is crying out for?
Instead of the fade out, a Frank Sidebottom sign off.

🎶It's a long road
It's a good call
You've got it
You've got it
She's a staaaaaaar.🎶

"You know she is, she really is.
Thank You".

14.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 31    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

"You get a boot wrapped round your head." That album is so wrong.

13.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ha! Probably. the most politically incorrect album in my collection after some Derek & Clive LPs.

13.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Prog 389

Dredd already at the 007 'No Time To Die' stage of his storyline?

It's a shame they didn't say 'A "suitable" case for treatment' just for the '60s cult movies fans.

13.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

AAaaaAAArggggh! The YouTube rabbit hole!!

13.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Here's an oddball album I picked up last Saturday. Seriously funky track below. www.youtube.com/watch?v=89M5...

13.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Always helps if you have an army of writers and a huge budget though. x

13.11.2025 00:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah. TBH, looking at the timeline with my day's work, I think the studio must've been dark, I got the impression filming for this movie had stopped long, long ago with nothing new coming in,

12.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should I have done? Was he in Lara Croft?

12.11.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Prog 388

Nice conceptual cover today, I like it.

12.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Cor!!

12.11.2025 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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