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Actor/writer/ comedian/ flâneur. Expect some light drivel but sunny spells later.

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Prog 318

Let's hope Dredd's helmet is stupid-proof!

05.08.2025 17:20 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Schadenfreude probably didn't cross his mind as he lay on his deathbed.

05.08.2025 14:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Have you noticed when U.S. TV series have spin off shows, the lead actors are often listed as execs? I wish old Brit TV did this, just to see the Grace & Favour credits roll:

John Inman Executive Producer
Mollie Sugden Co-Executive Producer
Frank Thornton Script Advisor
Bloke with big ears Gaffer

05.08.2025 12:33 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie wearing a top hat . ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie wearing a top hat .

That's very sweet of you to say.

04.08.2025 19:59 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prog '317' obvs

04.08.2025 17:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Prog 217

Didn't some farmer once pitch 'bio-wire' in an edition of Dragon's Den?

04.08.2025 17:09 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Prog 316

‘The Stupid Gun!’ was about an IQ reducing ray weapon that falls into the wrong hands resulting in chaos and people going "Duhhh!" a lot in Mega City One.

Hmm...did our world governments secretly invent this technology around the beginning of the 21st Century?

03.08.2025 17:40 — 👍 44    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0
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Prog 315

Now, where were we? Sorry to keep you all 'hanging in the air' with the latest cover update.

02.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 35    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Like Peppa Pig.

31.07.2025 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2000 AD summer sci-fi special 1987

Last day of July, and the last 2000 AD summer sci-fi special I ever bought (or can find in my collection)

The future was then.

31.07.2025 15:10 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
Soreng Santi (สรวง สันติ) - Kuen Kuen Lueng Lueng (Black Sabbath's "Iron Man")
YouTube video by Jedrzejowy Soreng Santi (สรวง สันติ) - Kuen Kuen Lueng Lueng (Black Sabbath's "Iron Man")

Night night XXX
www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8Z...

31.07.2025 00:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Spotted this establishment yesterday.

Obviously, the likes of The Artful Dodger, So' Solid Crew, Oxide & Neutrino have to use that side gate for their pop lectures.

Bo.

30.07.2025 21:12 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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2000 AD summer sci-fi special 1986

Bit of an incongruous movie quote from Casablanca they've used here for Dredd. It sounds like he's raising a toast and slightly flirting with the perp.

30.07.2025 12:16 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Bit heavy if they were made of gold

28.07.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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2000 AD summer sci-fi special 1985

I don't think of Dredd's uniform as being blue. It doesn't feel right somehow.

28.07.2025 17:20 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
It Turns Out the “Ghostbusters” Guy Has a Lot More Songs - Key & Peele
YouTube video by Key & Peele It Turns Out the “Ghostbusters” Guy Has a Lot More Songs - Key & Peele

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxjN...

28.07.2025 17:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had a mate who once played session keyboards for a Cutting Crew gig. They played "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight" three times in the set. Normal version, acoustic guitar version and a sped up punk version.

28.07.2025 12:15 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

Good!

27.07.2025 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You know you live in a patriarchal society when England win the bleedin' Euros but I can't hear anybody honking their horns or singing loudly outside pubs.

Well done Lionesses!

And I can't bear football

27.07.2025 19:41 — 👍 48    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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Cheapo LP purchase of the weekend.

I mean, how could I resist?

27.07.2025 14:58 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

It’s mad, innit?

26.07.2025 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I saw this advert yesterday on a news website. He actually lives in a £2.5m barn conversion mansion in Epping.
Is it any wonder Brad looks so sad and confused. The postie might deliver his jellied eels to his former address, flat 2 above Boozer's Paradise offy on the Cally Road.

26.07.2025 17:42 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

No, same old paper.

26.07.2025 13:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2000 AD summer sci-fi special 1984.

For some reason I didn't buy (or have lost) the 1982 & 1983 specials. The cartooning is getting a bit fancy now. Oo, look who's got themselves an airbrush.

Sorry, I've got behind with my daily prog posts. Normal service will be resumed asap.

26.07.2025 11:18 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Thankfully.

25.07.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RE Hulk Hogan.

The most niche figurine I ever owned was a kit model of General Suiter from the movie Suburban Commando (1991). I hadn't even seen the film but the unwanted figure was selling for pennies in some comic shop. I committed such an awful paint job I rather uncharacteristically binned it.

25.07.2025 16:15 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Oh, yes. Louie and I go back even further

25.07.2025 13:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
In Company - Cleo and John with John and Sheila
YouTube video by Cheeseford In Company - Cleo and John with John and Sheila

Farewell Dame Cleo Laine. R.I.P.
This is still one of favourite bits of telly. It's John Thaw's non committal contribution at the end that gets me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xod...

25.07.2025 13:41 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1

That would make more sense. I would find it hard to make much distinction in the art dept period detail between 2025 and 2015. I'm sure a millennial pedant would be shouting at the screen, "Cuh! She's using the wrong iPhone. That model didn't come out until at least early 2017."

25.07.2025 12:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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