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Vyle

@vyle.goopy.monster

At least three xiaolongbao’s | 25NB they/them | Chicago dragon | πŸ”ž πŸ’š @patricksnowyote.bsky.social πŸ’š https://linktr.ee/vylederg

3,065 Followers  |  1,226 Following  |  242 Posts  |  Joined: 09.07.2023  |  1.7955

Latest posts by vyle.goopy.monster on Bluesky

How has the maintenance been like? Genuinely curious since I want to shop for a car soon…. πŸ‘€

25.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

duly noted. added to the meeting agenda. jira ticket submitted.

24.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œhm yes, i do get freaky but i would rather much prefer being slathered in viscous substances with my partner(s)”

24.09.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my sister asked me if i get freaky w the furries and I don’t think I have the strength in me to completely shatter her perception of my personal life

24.09.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

pulling out my soil composition chart to differentiate all goops, slimes, gunges, slop, etc.

20.09.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have some cute dragons for your #FursuitFriday πŸ₯°

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@vyle.goopy.monster

19.09.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Squeaky Cabin 2025 was a sucess! A ton of new friends made, sick dj sets and alot of kinky shit! πŸ–€ #SqueakyCabin2025

18.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

Work is sending me to Seattle for work next Monday with short notice…any mutuals that might have some crash space for me on Fri & Sat night? I’m already on a work trip this week and trying to fly from there directly πŸ˜…

18.09.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a high schooler I imagined myself doing a scandi flick using my 40 lb backpack as the weight transfer when walking around a hallway corner

21.08.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

this is insanely hot….what needy wolf πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

17.08.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox and derg @vyle.goopy.monster

Look at this adorable squeaky blep ❀️

15.08.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 458    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry for the spam but this is too cute

BOOOP

@vyle.goopy.monster
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Hoods @kariwanz.bsky.social

#latex #rubber

06.08.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 614    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

if you put your heart and soul into it, everything is worth saving with duct tape πŸ₯°

05.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would be too, ngl

05.08.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH...omg........... πŸ₯΄

05.08.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was from the water actually coming out of the spout..thankfully 🫠

05.08.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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me: β€œjust one piece of duct tape will fix this watering can leak, trust me”

*50 pieces later* 🫒

05.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

truer words have never been spoken 🫠

27.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll plug you up πŸ₯š

26.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

set my glasses down for a set of decline crunches and then promptly placed the plate right on top of it…..oops

25.07.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

this definitely did not permanently alter my taste in kinks, absolutely not πŸ‘€πŸ’¦

23.07.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sorry Saigon…sending my deepest condolences

19.07.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my poor flat feet. i am now a metaphorical leaning tower of pisa

18.07.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s all fun and games until Bulgarian Split Squat

18.07.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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buying an f1 car in the used lot type of day today

16.07.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to archive you with a trial version of winRAR in my mind

14.07.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gone

(thank you @birchdeerwolf.bsky.social…)

13.07.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m waiting…. 🀭

13.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

12.07.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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envisioning a macro gobbling this up like a corn on the cob

12.07.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

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