@vyle.goopy.monster
At least three xiaolongbaoโs | 25NB they/them | Chicago dragon | ๐ ๐ @patricksnowyote.bsky.social ๐ https://linktr.ee/vylederg
hiiii!!! :3
29.11.2025 06:15 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0the doctor is burnt to a crisp and now banished to the deepest parts of hell
20.11.2025 01:00 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Heโs still fighting it smh
18.11.2025 19:20 โ ๐ 1374 ๐ 267 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 2Goodnessโฆthe rendering & goopy trails ๐ตโ๐ซ
20.11.2025 00:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0oops sorry, I broke your surface tensionโฆ
11.11.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0al dente as fuck
09.11.2025 03:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
tubbing! at the function
09.11.2025 02:25 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0(72 flights and counting for the record, haha)
30.10.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0work travel has been so nuts this year that I hit united 1K purely from domestic flightsโฆ ๐
30.10.2025 20:18 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0oopsโฆmissed out on both rounds of FCโs lotteries ๐
24.10.2025 21:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0theyโre so right for this
20.10.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Youโre a few months late on rent payments for living in my TV, I think you should leave
11.10.2025 03:39 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0How has the maintenance been like? Genuinely curious since I want to shop for a car soonโฆ. ๐
25.09.2025 02:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0duly noted. added to the meeting agenda. jira ticket submitted.
24.09.2025 01:02 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โhm yes, i do get freaky but i would rather much prefer being slathered in viscous substances with my partner(s)โ
24.09.2025 00:57 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my sister asked me if i get freaky w the furries and I donโt think I have the strength in me to completely shatter her perception of my personal life
24.09.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1pulling out my soil composition chart to differentiate all goops, slimes, gunges, slop, etc.
20.09.2025 21:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Have some cute dragons for your #FursuitFriday ๐ฅฐ
@origamidragon.ca
@vyle.goopy.monster
Squeaky Cabin 2025 was a sucess! A ton of new friends made, sick dj sets and alot of kinky shit! ๐ค #SqueakyCabin2025
18.09.2025 01:14 โ ๐ 374 ๐ 36 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 2Work is sending me to Seattle for work next Monday with short noticeโฆany mutuals that might have some crash space for me on Fri & Sat night? Iโm already on a work trip this week and trying to fly from there directly ๐
18.09.2025 17:46 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0as a high schooler I imagined myself doing a scandi flick using my 40 lb backpack as the weight transfer when walking around a hallway corner
21.08.2025 21:33 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0this is insanely hotโฆ.what needy wolf ๐ฆ๐ฆ
17.08.2025 19:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Fox and derg @vyle.goopy.monster
Look at this adorable squeaky blep โค๏ธ
Sorry for the spam but this is too cute
BOOOP
@vyle.goopy.monster
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Hoods @kariwanz.bsky.social
#latex #rubber
if you put your heart and soul into it, everything is worth saving with duct tape ๐ฅฐ
05.08.2025 17:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i would be too, ngl
05.08.2025 14:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0OH...omg........... ๐ฅด
05.08.2025 14:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That was from the water actually coming out of the spout..thankfully ๐ซ
05.08.2025 14:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
me: โjust one piece of duct tape will fix this watering can leak, trust meโ
*50 pieces later* ๐ซข
truer words have never been spoken ๐ซ
27.07.2025 19:12 โ ๐ 47 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
