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Oh, most definitely. I'd love to sample your snacks.

Ahaha, us old-timers love tabletop gambling. It'd be nice to play regularly.

/ (looks at tl) I didn't think it'd be Chinese. Is all

Yeees.

Kyaa ❤️

Someone with the moniker "The Beauty" has to be brought up in conversations occasionally.

Let's talk about jiejie.

😋

No, but you are particular. [Laughs.] I suppose this one is funny though, isn't it?

[Each time he hops, you hear the Taco Bell clang.]

Anyway, if you see the boy shambling towards you, just give him some nachos or a baja blast.

He really does resemble a weaker jiangshi now. How uncanny.

Ahaha. I half-expected you to scold me for doing something so frivolous and for bringing shame to our family name.

He's rather suited to following orders, I'd say.

The first American jiangshi experiment went well.

Go my minion.

[Slaps a Taco Bell receipt on your forehead like you're some kind of American jiangshi]

Hello

Silent reading time~ ✌️😺✌️

I remember you have a bit of a sweet tooth. Perhaps that cute childish quirk is preventing you from enjoying the nice, full bodied taste of root beer.

I think root beer is kind of gross honestly,

A&W root beer is ontologically good.

No, I was just saying shit. I believe in neither morals nor justice.

Plants are capable of great evil yet incapable of acknowledging it as such. You simply seek some true good in the world that cannot deny it.

Plants are actually categorically good. You idiot. You complete buffoon.

Humans aren't weak to specifically evil blasts, they're weak to every kind of blast. Houseplants, however, are weak to evil blasts due to their Buddha nature.

That's definitely a house plant.