John Hancock

You’re missing out on so many CDs being sold on marketplace

Maybe just a tiny electric shock any time somebody suggests leveraging AI for some feature that nobody wants

So mad that I have to wait for more episodes of The Paper. Bring back 22 episodes in a season immediately! Fuck every god damn mother fucking thing about this piece of shit current era.

I have more in common with a potted plant than I do with these people who hang out on their docked boats outside of college football games.

I have nothing in common with someone who would not immediately delete an email with the subject “Try GPT-5 For Free”.
Full disclosure: I have completely replaced Google Search with Gemini for all random questions.
So maybe I’m full of shit.

Ok. Time to see what all of this Larry Sanders hullabaloo is about. The first episode better be good!

I’d trade all of the streaming for one more ride on BMG’s “12 cds for the price of 1”

Good (bad) thing nothing matters

Annette Funicello is my favorite Ska band

Hahahahaha

All of the major network streaming platforms (including Netflix) are pure shit. They’re obsessed with dumb algorithms and don’t bother with simple useful functionality. Really… I can’t just access an alphabetical list of available movies… really?

My favorite thing that Ben Mankiewicz (of TCM) rambles about is that no movie should be more than 90 minutes. I super duper agree with this.

Wait… is this not the standard “war of the worlds” story? What is happening?

This is the reason that I come here; to find out about absurd movies that I don’t know about

I’d settle for fatal necrotizing fasciitis

Best ever

My daughter is having a delightful time in Ohio without us. Amanda and I are enjoying delicious dinner at Mezcal.

Maybe imaginary ingredients? Snozberries?

The Internet was a mistake. That’s the most accurate statement of the millennium

I just learned that Alfred Hitchcock was a loathsome piece of garbage. It’s getting hard to keep track. But, I found a shortcut. Is it a man with an overtraining of money and/or power? Then, just assume he’s ruined the lives of some women.

Don’t mind me. Just enjoying some of my homemade pecan butter

I’ve watched exactly one movie this MONTH. It was Shrek

Cold pizza always tastes better than microwaved pizza. Also, I’m too impatient to preheat the oven. Instant pot pizza is the answer. That all being said… I agree that most rules don’t apply before 9 AM

Sorry… I only accept bits from you

I refuse to play by the corn’s rules

Sell me a device that easily removes the hair that lives between the husk and the corn

Same. Except I want one. Remember when we smoked cigarettes on my porch swing?

We’re DEFINITELY not hanging out enough

I thought alt National parks was good. What do you know that I don’t know?