Brett Ryland

That’s a different timer

What the fuck is this weird fingers pressed together hand gesture thing I keep seeing people like Elon do

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Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.

Excited to watch the media downplay a day 1 Nazi salute

As someone who has seen The Social Network two trillion times, this is the least surprising villain turn in human history

Thanks, Zuck! Free speech is back!

Oh boy ANORA is perfect

They should play “Divorce Court” after “House Hunters” for continuity’s sake

Wanna hear something truly terrifying? The next four years of Trump don’t start for another six weeks.

Has anyone made a joke about Biden walking into that rainforest yet

Very excited to discover this next round of Republicans who’ll criticize Trump’s nominations and then immediately vote to confirm them

We’re like two days away from him naming Thanos “Director of Population Control”

Just to confirm: he did try to overthrow the government four years ago, right?

mindy no

Petition to stop people from doing that stupid heart gesture thing with their hands

Trump voter who has no fucking clue what his policies are: cry about it, libs!

Trump voter in four months when an avocado costs $27: wtf

So you guys have all just been chilling here making pizza and dog jokes this whole time?

I need every single person about to do a podcast to please drink a glass of water

“reed cleland”

amdy

Every movie is available to rent or buy for $19.99 or $34.99 or it’s free if you get the Fruppy app where you can watch 27 seconds at a time in between 40 minute commercials

Let’s check in on Twitter and oh no

well I guess I’m going to the golf club tomorrow

Do I text this random number back yes or yes

Beyond excited to receive this targeted ad!